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兼职栏 感恩节周末兼职
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别在我旁边抽了 闻着真恶心 I wish you wouldn't do that around me. It's so filthy!
别再唧歪抽烟的事 Listen, don't give me a problem about the cigarettes any more.
抽烟太恶心 It's such a filthy habit.
老天爷 快看啊 Oh, my God! Look at this.
天啊 太可怕了 Oh, Jesus! This is so appalling!
难以置信 I can't believe it!
他们居然把车送了给他 I can't believe they gave it to him.
太可悲了 Ah, this is pathetic!
废物也能开上捷豹 Now he's a loser with a Jaguar.
他得给谁吹箫才能得到那辆车 Seriously, who did he have to blow to get that thing?
-早上好 先生 -威利先生 - Good morning, sir. - Mr. Willis.
-真是...-查斯克先生 - It's really... - Mr. Trask!
真是辆好车 Quite a piece of machinery.
-早上好 哈梅尔 -您好 先生 - Good morning, Havemeyer. - Morning to you, sir.
-真好 -什么好 - Bene! - Bene?
-好啊 太棒了 -什么太棒了 - Bene! Fabulous! - What's fabulous?
刚停在那儿的车 That fine piece of steel you have back there.
你觉得我配不上那辆车 Ah, you don't think I deserve it.
不 先生 正相反 那车配您正合适 No, sir. On the contrary. I think it's great.
谁说博德的校长就得 Why should the headmaster of Baird
开着小破车到处转悠 be seen putt-putting around in some junker?
说实话 学校理事会 In fact, I think the board of trustees have had their first,
终于干了件好事 true stroke of inspiration in some time.
谢谢 哈梅尔 我当你是真心的吧 Thank you, Havemeyer. I'll take that at face value.
必须是 先生 I'd expect nothing less, sir.
日安 Have a good day.
-早安 汉萨克女士 -早 - Morning, Mrs. Hunsaker. - Good morning.
这些都是"超级情报员"[喜剧谍战片]吗 What have we here, Murderer's Row?
-你干嘛去了 -没什么 打招呼而已 - What was that about? - Nothing. Just saying hello.
我喜欢和查斯克校长打招呼 I like to say hello to Headmaster Trask.
糖枫林[滑雪胜地] 缆车票和公寓租约 Sugarbush. Lift tickets and condo vouchers.
不是说去斯托吗 I thought we were goin' to Stowe.
都是一个地方 吉米 Sugarbush is Stowe, Jimmy.
这计划不错 在佛蒙特过感恩节 We're doing it right. Thanksgiving in Vermont,
然后去瑞士过圣诞 Christmas in Switzerland,
在格施塔德过圣诞得花... Christmas in Gstaad is gonna cost us...
施塔德 'Staad.
首字不发音 施塔德 The "G" is silent. 'Staad.
乔治 George?
施塔德 'Staad.
特伦特 Trent?
-施塔德 伙计 -就是施塔德 - 'Staad, man. - 'Staad.
施塔德怎么了 So what about 'Staad?
好吧 不管发不发音 Fine. The "G" May be silent,
去那至少得花三千 but it's gonna take at least three grand to get there.
我得跟我爸商量下 I have to talk to my father.
干脆叫我爸跟他商量吧 Better yet, why don't you have my father talk to your father.
找我爸也行 Or my father talk to your father.
周末回家吗 小查 You goin' home this weekend, Chas?
不一定 I don't know.
感恩节你要回爱达荷州吗 You goin' home to fuckin' Idaho for Thanksgiving?
我家在俄勒冈州 I'm from Oregon.
说的就是他妈的俄勒冈 I meant fuckin' Oregon.
查理 喜欢滑雪吗 Charlie, how do you feel about skiing?
想不想去白雪皑皑的佛蒙特过节 You in the mood for the white-bosomed slopes of Vermont?
咱是朋友 给你打八折 Got a deal going, kid. 20% off for my friends.
我爸开的滑雪场 然后咱再去瑞士过圣诞 My father set it up. Christmas in Switzerland.
-施塔德 -是格施塔德 刚骗你的 - 'Staad. - Gstaad. Dropping the "G" is phony.
你们不都说是"施塔德"吗 You said everybody says 'Staad.
没去过的人才这样说 Not if you've been there.
在百慕大过复活节 Easter in Bermuda,
周末去看肯塔基赛马会 then Kentucky Derby weekend.
可以带上你 伙计 We could fit you in, kid.
去那个白雪皑皑的佛蒙特得花多少钱 Well, how much are these white-bosomed slopes of Vermont?
一千二 Twelve hundred!
还有一顿九道菜配上香槟的感恩节晚宴 Includes a nine-course, champagne thanksgiving dinner.
一千二我家消费不起 哈利 $1200 is a little rich for my blood, Harry.
你差多少 Well, how short are you?
差多少 哈利 How short, Harry?
差很多 So short it wouldn't be worth
你跟乔治就不必费心了 the trouble of you and George to measure.
不过还是谢谢你想到我 But, thanks for askin', all right?
改主意了就跟我说 If you change your mind.
问他做什么 你知道他得领助学金 What'd you do that for? You know he's on aid.
在重大的节日 On major holidays, Willis,
庄园主都得给穷人 it's customary for the lord of the manor
施点小恩小惠 to offer drippings to the poor.
真能扯 You're so full of shit!
您好 是罗西太太吗 Hi. Mrs. Rossi?
你是 Yes?
我是来应聘周末兼职的 I'm here about the weekend job.
进来吧 Come on in.
他脸上有粉刺吗 他不喜欢粉刺 Does he got pimples? He hates pimples.
弗朗辛 住嘴 Francine, be quiet.
粉刺 粉刺 Pimples. Pimples. Yeah.
住嘴 十分抱歉 Shush! I'm sorry.
学校说过你的名字 不过我忘了 The school gave me your name, but I've forgotten it.
我叫查理·西姆斯 It's Charlie, Charlie Simms.
-你好啊 查理 -你好 谢谢 - How are you, Charlie? - Fine, thanks.
跟我来 Right this way.
-你整个周末都有空吗 -是的 - You're available the whole weekend? - Yeah.
-感恩节不回家吗 -不回 - Not going home for Thanksgiving? - No.
很好 Good.
他本来在退伍军人疗养院 但是不喜欢那 They put him in a veteran's home, but he hated it,
我就跟我爸说 我们来照顾他 so I told my dad that we'd take him.
进去之前 我得给你提个醒 Before you go in, do you mind my telling you a few things?
不要叫他长官 Don't "Sir" him,
也别老问问题 and don't ask him too many questions.
要是他站起来时晃晃悠悠 And if he staggers a little when he gets up,
也别去在意 don't pay any attention.
查理 你是这份工作的不二人选 Charlie, I can tell you're the right person for the job.
弗兰克叔叔也会喜欢你的 and Uncle Frank's gonna like you a lot too.
你们周末准备去哪儿 Where you gonna be this weekend?
我们开车去奥尔巴尼 We're driving to Albany.
我丈夫唐尼家人在那边 Donny, my husband, has family there.
-让汤米进屋吗 -让它滚出去 - Do you want Tommy in or out? - Leave him out!
它又跟那只斑点骚野猫鬼混去了 He's chasin' that Calico ginch from the track houses again!
他内心其实很善良 Down deep, the man is a lump of sugar.
-先生[长官] -别叫我长官 - Sir? - Don't call me sir!
抱歉 我想说的是"先生" 先生 I... I'm sorry. I mean mister, sir.
原来是个白痴 We got a moron here, is that it?
不 先生 我是说 No, mister. That is...
中尉 中... Lieutenant. Yes, sir, Lieu...
是中校 Lieutenant Colonel.
服役26年 头一次被人连降四级 26 years on the line, nobody ever busted me four grades before.
进来 你这白痴 Get in here, you idiot!
靠近点 让我好好看看你 Come a little closer. I wanna get a better look at ya.
你皮肤怎么样 孩子 How's your skin, son?
我的皮肤吗 My skin, sir?
-老天爷 -抱歉 我... - Oh, for Christ's sake. - I'm sorry, I don...
叫我弗兰克 或者斯莱德先生 Just call me Frank. Call me Mr. Slade.
叫中校都行 Call me Colonel, if you must.
就是别叫我长官 Just don't call me sir.
好吧 中校 All right, Colonel.
查理·西姆斯 毕业班学生 Simms, Charles. A senior.
-你在领助学金吗 西姆斯 -是的 - You on student aid, Simms? - Uh, yes, I am.
领助学金的都是骗子 For "Student aid" read "Crook."
你老爸卖车载电话 价格翻两番 Your father peddles car telephones at a 300% markup.
老妈在照相馆担任要职 Your mother works on heavy commission in a camera store.
负责管理咖啡机 Graduated to it from espresso machines.
你为什么干这个 得了重病吗 What are you, dying of some wasting disease?
我好端端地站在这 No, I'm right... I'm right here.
我知道你人在这 I know exactly where your body is.
我是说你的脑子 What I'm lookin' for is some indication of a brain.
打橄榄球不戴头盔撞坏了吧 Too much football without a helmet?
林登就这么评价福特[都是总统]的 Lyndon's line on Gerry Ford.
1968年巴黎和谈 我负责情报 Deputy Debriefer, Paris Peace Talks, '68.
得过银星勋章和纪念银条 Snagged the Silver Star and a silver bar.
然后去了陆军二部 Threw me into G-2.
什么 G-2?
搞情报的 你没脑子 干不了 Intelligence, of which you have none.
你是哪里人 Where you from?
俄勒冈州的格雷斯罕 Um, Gresham, Oregon,
长...中校 s... colonel.
你父亲在那靠什么谋生 What does your daddy do in Gresham, Oregon?
数木屑吗 Count wood chips?
我母亲跟继父开了一家便利店 My stepfather and my mom run a convenience store.
真便利 每天几点营业 How convenient! What time they open?
早上五点 5:00 A.M.
打烊呢 Close?
凌晨一点 1:00 A.M.
真勤快 Hard workers.
我感动得都哭了 You got me all misty-eyed!
那你在这鸟不拉屎的地方干什么 So, what are you doin' here in this sparrow-fart town?
我在博德读书 I... I attend Baird.
在博德读书 Attend Baird!
我知道你在博德上学 I know you go to the Baird school.
问题是 你哪来的学费 Point is, how do you afford it,
哪怕有了助学金 even with the student aid,
你爹妈坑蒙拐骗也赚不够啊 and the folks back home hustlin' corn nuts?
我还得了全美杰出青年奖学金 I won a Young America merit scholarship.
荣耀 荣耀哈利路亚 Glory, glory Hallelujah
谁啊 Who's there?
那个小崽子吗 That little piece of tail?
让她滚远点 Get her outta here!
真不敢相信是我的晚辈 Can't believe they're my blood.
没脑子还不懂礼貌 I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees.
她爸是个修理工 她妈是个家庭主妇 He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker.
修理工不懂汽车 He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen,
家庭主妇做不好饭 and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts.
生的孩子又是白痴 As for the tots, they're twits.
你皮肤怎么样 当我的助理得体面点 How's your skin, son? I like my aides to be presentable.
原来有几颗青春痘 Well, I... I've had a few zits.
不过室友把倩碧借我用了 因为他有... But my roommate, he lent me his Clinique because he's from...
《我的皮肤简史》 查理·西姆斯著 "The History of My Skin," By Charles Simms.
当我没见过世面吗 You patronizing me, peewee?
高中小屁孩也敢跟我多嘴 You givin' me that old prep school palaver?
博德学院 Baird School!
家里有点闲钱的小屁孩们 A bunch of runny-nosed snots in tweed jackets
个个想着当总统 all studyin' to be George Bush.
布什总统念的是安多佛学院 中校 I believe President Bush went to Andover, Colonel.
你敢挑我的刺 小混球 You sharpshootin' me, punk?
你是在挑衅我吗 Is that what you're doin'?
你再敢这么干 Don't you sharpshoot me!
就给我做40个俯卧撑 You'll give me forty.
然后再做40个 Then you're gonna give me forty more.
然后去炊事班洗围裙 Then you're gonna pull K.P., the grease pit!
油腥体臭让你闻个够 I'll rub your nose in enlisted men's crud,
闻到生不如死 明白吗 till you don't know which end is up! You understand?
明白 Yeah.
-你想要什么 -什么意思 - What do you want? - What do you mean, what do I want?
你来这干什么 What do you want here?
我想要一份工作 I want a job.
一份工作 A job!
我得靠兼职才能挣够 Yeah, I want a job so I can make, you know,
圣诞回家的机票钱 my plane fare home for Christmas.
老天 真他妈感人 God, you're touching!
还没走啊 哭穷鬼 Still here, poormouth?
便利店 鬼才信 Convenience store. My ass!
是骗乡巴佬的钱吧 Hustlin' jalapeno dips to the appleseeds.
继续啊 Go on.
解散 Dismissed.
解散 Dismissed!
罗西太太 Mrs. Rossi?
查理 我们在楼上呢 上来吧 Charlie, we're up here! Come on up.
-这是唐尼 -你好 查理 - This is Donny. - Hey, Charlie.
罗西太太 我搞砸了 Mrs. Rossi, I got the feelin' I screwed up.
怎么会 Oh, you couldn't have.
面试一团糟 It was a bad interview.
哪来的面试 就你了 That was no interview, Charlie. You're it.
只有你来应聘 非你不可了 You're the only one that showed up. You have to take the job.
他特能睡 你可以看电视 He sleeps a lot. You can watch television,
和女友煲电话粥 call your girlfriend.
我向你保证 这三百很容易挣 I promise you, an easy 300 bucks.
我可没觉得容易 I don't get an easy feeling.
他是刀子嘴豆腐心 His bark is worse than his bite.
他是位伟大的军人 真正的英雄 He was a great soldier, a real hero.
他会喜欢你的 The man grows on you!
一个周末你们就能交上朋友 By Sunday night, you'll be best friends.
查理 拜托了 Charlie, please.
我真得跟我丈夫离开几天 I want to get away with my husband for a few days,
但弗兰克叔叔不肯和我们一起去 and Uncle Frank won't come with us.
六个月前 他还能感觉到光 Six months ago, he could sometimes tell light from dark,
现在什么都看不见了 but now there's nothing.
有个人陪着他我也放心些 I feel better having someone else around just in case.
拜托了 Please?
好吧 罗西太太 Okay, Mrs. Rossi. Sure.
-谢谢 查理 -坐上来 宝贝 - Thank you, Charlie. - Come here, you.
好了 There you go.
小查 小查 等等 Chas! Chas, hold up!
-别来无恙 -我挺好的 - How ya doin'? - I'm good.
那就好 That's great.
这本要留馆 不外借 This can't go out. This is on reserve.
是这样的 Here's the thing.
明早普勒斯顿有个感恩节测试 I need the book tonight for a Thanksgiving quiz
-今晚我得靠它复习 -我知道 - with big-shit Preston in the morning. - Yeah, I know.
所以他说这书不能借 That's why he put it on reserve.
仅此一本 This is our only copy.
小查 今晚我得熬通宵 Chas, I'm pullin' an all-nighter.
没这本书我就完了 明白吗 Without that book I'm dead, okay?
明早七点半前不还回来 我就完了 If it's not back by 7:30, it's gonna be my ass.
我保证 保证还 Oh, I promise. I promise.
-拿稳了 -嗯 - Got it? - Yeah.
等我一下 锁个门 Just a second. I gotta lock up.
好了 Okay.
天啊 你还不想离开这鬼地方吗 God, can you wait to get out of this dump or what?
你们要去哪滑雪来着 Where you guys going skiing again?
糖枫亭还是... Sugarloaf or...
是林 小查 糖枫林 It's bush, Chas, Sugarbush.
好小子 That's my boys.
你们干什么呢 What are you doin'?
小声点 Keep your voice down!
明早再告诉你 I'll tell you about it in the morning.
-汉萨克夫人 -乔治 - Mrs Hunsaker, - George,
-今天过得好吗 -什么那么吵 - have a nice day? - why all the noise?
汉萨克来了 快走 快 It's Hunsaker! Go! Go!
我跟小查闹着玩呢 I was just messin' around with Chas.
晚上好 查尔斯 Good evening, Charles.
您好 汉萨克夫人 Hi, Mrs. Hunsaker.
-什么声音 -我也不知道 - What was that? - I don't know, ma'am.
-那些孩子是谁 -谁知道呢 - Who were those boys? - Oh, who knows?
他们干什么呢 What were they doing?
查理 Charles?
这条围巾是您自己织的吗 Did you make this scarf yourself?
不 乔治 我买的 No, George, I bought it.
-真漂亮 真的 -谢谢 乔治 - 'Cause it's a beauty. It really is. - Thank you, George.
感恩节前恐怕都见不到您了 In case I don't see you before the Thanksgiving holidays.
-来拥抱一下吧 -乔治 - Why don't you give me one of your big hugs? - Oh, George!
-来嘛 抱一下 -晚安 孩子们 - Please? Come on. - Good evening, boys.
再见 汉萨克夫人 Good-bye, Mrs. Hunsaker.
查斯克校长英勇无畏 Mr. Trask is our fearless leader,
学识渊博 求知若渴 a man of learning, a voracious reader.
哪怕垂钓小溪中 He could recite the "Iliad" in ancient greek
荷马史诗信口诵 while fishing for trout in a rippling creek.
他虽天资聪颖 明察秋毫 Endowed with wisdom, of judgement sound,
却总有一问不明了 nevertheless about him the questions abound.
查斯克校长如何坑蒙拐骗 How does Mr.Trask make such wonderful deals?
才让理事会赠豪车相伴 Why did the trustees buy him Jaguar wheels?
他没有贪赃枉法 He wasn't conniving!
也没装疯卖傻 He wasn't crass!
他只是把嘴唇撅起 He merely puckered his lips,
亲了理事们的屁屁 and kissed their ass!
来吧 来吧 Come on. Come on.
再来 再戳一下 快戳 One more! One more, come on!
去你妈的 Fuck you!
西姆斯先生 威利先生 Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis.
汉萨克夫人说 Mrs. Hunsaker says that
你们昨晚从图书馆出来 both you gentlemen were at a vantage point last night
看到了策划这次"演出"的人 to observe who was responsible for this, uh, stunt.
是谁干的 Who was it?
我还真说不上来 先生 I really couldn't tell you, sir.
当时看到几个人在路灯那忙活什么 I thought I saw someone fooling with the lamppost,
仔细一看他们就都跑了 but by the time I pulled focus, they were gone.
西姆斯先生 Mr. Simms?
我不知道 I couldn't say.
那辆车不是我个人的财产 That automobile is not just a possession of mine.
是学院理事会赠予我的 That automobile was presented to me by the Board of Trustees.
它代表着本校引以为傲的 It is a symbol of the standard of excellence
追求卓越的精神 for which this school is known,
而我不允许它被玷污 and I will not have it tarnished.
玷污车吗 The automobile?
是精神 威利先生 The standard, Mr. Willis.
你持什么立场 西姆斯先生 What's your position, Mr. Simms?
您指什么 On what, sir?
在维护博德的名誉这事上 On preserving the reputation of Baird.
-当然以学校为首 -那是谁干的 - I... I'm for Baird. - Then, who did it?
我真的没看清 I really couldn't say for sure.
很好 Very well.
下周一一早 我召集纪律委员会 First thing Monday morning, I'm convening a special session
召开专门会议 of the student-faculty disciplinary committee.
由于事关整个校园的声誉 As this is a matter which concerns the whole school,
全体师生都要参加 the entire student body will be present.
所有课程及活动取消 There will be no classes, no activities.
在审理出结果前 Nothing will transpire at this institution,
其余事务全部延后 until that proceeding is concluded.
若届时仍无任何进展 And if, at that time, we are no further along than we are now,
两位将会被开除 I will expel you both.
威利先生 你可以先走了 Mr. Willis, would you excuse us?
感恩节愉快 Have a nice Thanksgiving.
谢谢 你也是 威利先生 Thank you. You too, Mr. Willis.
谢谢 I will.
西姆斯先生 Mr. Simms.
对你 我还有话要说 I'm not quite through with you yet.
身为校长 有个好处 One of the few perks of this office is that
我有权亲自处理一些校务 I am empowered to handle certain matters on my own as I see fit.
明白我意思吗 Do you understand?
-明白 先生 -很好 - Yes, sir. - Good.
哈佛大学招生办主任跟我有协议 The Dean of Admissions at Harvard and I have an arrangement.
包括博德学生申请哈佛的相关事宜 Along with the usual sheaf of applicants submitted by Baird,
其实呢 三分之二的学生都已经内定 of which virtually, oh, two-thirds are guaranteed admittance,
但我有一个名额 I add one name,
可以是个优秀的贫困生 somebody who's a standout and yet, underprivileged,
是个负担不起 a student who cannot afford
食宿和学费的学生 to pay the board and tuition in Cambridge.
知道今年我准备提名谁吗 Do you know on whose behalf I drafted a memo this year?
-不知道 -是你 西姆斯先生 - No, sir. - You. You, Mr. Simms.
现在可以告诉我是谁干的吗 Now can you tell me who did it?
不 先生 我不能说 No, sir, I can't.
这周末你回去好好想想 西姆斯先生 You take the weekend to think about it, Mr. Simms.
下午愉快 Good afternoon.
他和你说了什么 What'd he say?
-没什么 -什么叫没什么 - Nothin'. - What do you mean, nothing?
一样的话 又唠叨了一遍 He said the same thing. He just said it over to me.
知道他演的是哪一出吗 You know what he's doing?
这叫唱完白脸唱红脸 He's good-cop, bad-coppin' us.
他知道说不动我 而你还举棋不定 He knows I'm old guard. You're fringe.
所以要对我来硬的 对你来软的 He's gonna bear down on me and soft-soap you.
他讨好你了吧 对吗 Did he try to soft-soap you? Did he?
没有 No.
小查 我能感到你有一丝慌张 Chas, I detect a slight panic pulse from you.
你怕了吗 Are you panicking?
-是的 有一点 -拜托 - Yeah, a little. - Come on.
-你拿着奖学金 对吧 -是啊 - You're on scholarship, right? - Yeah.
你个俄勒冈小子拿了奖学金来博德读书 You're on scholarship from Oregon at Baird.
千里迢迢啊 小查 You're a long way from home, Chas.
这两者有什么关系吗 What's that got to do with anything?
我不知道这种事在你们那怎么解决 I don't know how it works out there.
但在这 我们团结一致 But how it works here? We stick together.
不管发生什么 我们都抵抗到底 It's us against them, no matter what.
我们不出卖朋友保全自己 We don't cover our ass.
也不告诉家长 We don't tell our parents.
每个人都守口如瓶 Stonewall everybody!
最重要的 绝不 绝不 And above all, never, never...
抛下兄弟不管 Leave any of us twisting in the wind.
就是这么回事 And that's it.
这跟我拿奖学金有什么关系 What does that have to do with me being on scholarship?
就是想跟你说清楚 没别的 I'm just tryin' to bring you up to speed, kid, that's it.
谢谢 Thanks.
给我几个小时想想下一步怎么办 I'll tell you what. Give me a few hours to figure out the moves,
今晚打我佛蒙特州的电话 and call me tonight in Vermont.
我会在糖枫林别墅 I'll be at the Sugarbush lodge, all right?
好的 All right.
你还好吗 You all right?
还好吧 Yeah, I guess so.
那就好 Okay.
别让他一天喝超过四杯 Try to keep him down to four drinks a day.
能控制在四十杯 就是你的本事了 If you can keep him down to forty, you're doin' good.
可以给酒掺水 你知道怎么做吧 Try to water them down a little. Do you know how to do that?
要赶路了 亲爱的 It's a long ride, honey!
把包放车上 我马上出来 Get the bags in the car. I'll be right out.
妈妈 妈妈 Mommy, Mommy!
别忘了带弗兰克叔叔散步 Don't forget Uncle Frank's walk.
对了 Oh, yeah.
你每天要带他出去透透气 You have to air him out a little every day.
你可以先去他那儿 熟悉一下 Why don't you go on back there, get yourself oriented?
我马上过去把电话什么的给你 I'll come out in a minute, give you telephone numbers and stuff.
我可不会做这种事 Well, I wouldn't try a thing like that,
除非我事先知道 unless I knew, would I?
让我跟她说 Just let me speak to her.
美人 是你吗 Hello, beautiful. Is that you?
我们昨天刚聊过 Yeah, we spoke yesterday.
你午餐配红酒了吗 You have a glass of wine with lunch?
你的声音听上去有点微醺 You sound a little dusky.
等我一下 亲爱的 Just a minute, sweetheart.
居然回来了 You're back, huh?
迎难而上 Tenacious!
把我的制服拿出来 Get out my dress blues.
在衣柜的衣袋里 They're in a garment bag in the closet.
还有上层抽屉里的肩章 Check the top dresser drawer. Take out the shoulder boards,
把肩章别在衣服上 左右肩都要 and affix them shoulders right and left,
越快越好 A.S.A.P.
马上开始 That means now.
抱歉 久等了 亲爱的 Hello. Sorry to keep you waitin', sweetheart.
我不喜欢催别人 I'm not the kind of guy who likes to rush things,
可我要去机场搭4点的飞机 but I'm catchin' a 4:00 at Logan,
现在窗外连出租车的影子都看不见 lookin' out my window, and there's not a taxi in sight.
切特怎么了 What happened to Chet?
还不舍得买收音机吗 He didn't invest in a radio yet?
让你司机听电话 Well, get your driver on it.
让他赶紧 Tell him to get a move on.
对 Yes.
有这慵懒性感的嗓音 肯定是美人 Some kind of body has got to go with that bedroom voice.
哪天我要去你那儿一饱眼福 One day I'm gonna swing by, get a better look at it.
一定 You bet.
再见 Bye.
行李箱在床底下 拿出来 My val-pak's underneath the bed. Get it out.
肩章放在制服上 叠起来 Put the boards on the blues and fold 'em in.
我们要出门吗 中校 Are we going someplace, Colonel?
关你什么事 What business is that of yours?
别耸肩 臭小子 Don't shrug, imbecile.
我都瞎了 小动作留给小妞看吧 I'm blind. Save your body language for the bimbi.
把我行李拿出来 Now, get my gear out.
弗朗辛 上车 Francine, get in the car.
都快三点了 这一家子活宝还没走 It's almost 3:00. The goddamn Flintstones haven't left yet.
威利·罗西上车咯 Willie Rossi must go in the car!
-罗西太太来了 -见鬼 - Here comes Mrs. Rossi now. - Damn it!
今天已经跟我道别三次了 She said good-bye to me three times today.
她什么毛病 离别焦虑症吗 What's she got, separation anxiety?
别让她进里屋 Cut her off at the door!
亲爱的你好 亲爱的再见 Hi, honey. Bye, honey.
真希望你跟我们一起去 I wish you were coming with us.
我也希望 Me too.
下次吧 Maybe next time.
小心开车 Drive carefully now.
查理 我们走了 Charlie, this is where we'll be.
好运 查理 别让他喝太多 Good luck, Charlie. Don't let him drink too much.
回见 查理 See ya, Charlie!
还有 别让他打色情专线 And no 900 numbers.
他喜欢开黄腔 He loves to talk dirty.
好了 继续干活吧 All right, let's get to work.
不会扣吗 L-buckles givin' you trouble?
没参加过童子军吧 小伙子 Never in the Boy Scouts, sluggo?
-我以前是童子军新兵 -新兵算个屁 - I, I made Tenderfoot. - Tenderfoot, my foot!
便利店家的小子 Convenience-store mama's boy.
来 我看看 Here. Let me take a look at that.
再敢碰我就宰了你 小杂种 Touch me again, I'll kill ya, you little son-of-a-bitch!
只许我碰你 明白吗 I touch you. Understand?
我的肩章在最上层抽屉 给我拿来 My shoulder boards are in the top dresser drawer. Get them, son.
有银橡树叶的那对 The epaulets with the silver oak leaf.
-是这个吗 -没错 - Are these... - Good.
出租车来了吗 Taxi come yet?
中校 我们要去哪儿 Colonel, where are we going?
我们要去哪儿 Where we going?
畸形秀大舞台 Freak show central.
-在哪儿 -纽约 - Where's that? - New York City.
我们去纽约州纽约市 小子 That's in New York, son. New York State.
罗西太太没说过要出门啊 Mrs. Rossi didn't say anything to me about going anywhere.
她忘了 She forgot.
-要不要给她打个电话 -你逗我吗 - Should we call her, 'cause I... - You kidding me?
我有她号码... She left a number. we just...
打电话? Call her?
等他们开着那辆破车到奥尔巴尼 By the time they get to Albany in that "Hupmobile" he drives,
夏季赛马大会都开幕了 it'll be opening day at Saratoga.
-中校 我不能去纽约 -为什么 - Colonel, I can't go to New York City. - Why not?
纽约 New York...
-带你到纽约责任太大了 -责任 - New York's too much responsibility. - Responsibility!
我第一次当排长 手下有不少17岁小伙子 I had a lot of 17 year olds my first platoon.
全靠我照顾 走吧 I took care of them. All set!
我看起来怎么样 How do I look?
票 钱 Tickets. Money.
讲稿 Speech.
林登时期的老笑话 Old Washington joke, from my days with Lyndon.
我就知道出租车靠得住 I knew I could count on transportation.
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
又不签卖身契 说个"是的"就行了 This is not Panmunjom. A simple yes will do.
好了 拿包出发 Good! Here you go.
快 别磨蹭 小子 Come on! Hup to it, son!
你走我前面 走吧 You're in front of me. Let's go.
汤斯特 过来 小毛球 Tomster, come here, boy.
快来 Come on.
汤斯特来吧 好样的 真乖 Here, Tomster, come on. Tomster, Tomster. Yeah.
记住 Remember,
拿不准时 挺枪就上 when in doubt, fuck.
下午好 先生 您飞哪儿 Good afternoon, sir. Where's our destination?
纽约市 勇者之都 Our destination. New York City, home of the brave!
两张机票去纽约 Two for the shuttle to New York.
这可不是普通机票 I'm not shuttling anywhere.
看仔细了 头等舱 Look at those tickets. "First class."
对 先生 头等舱 Yes, sir, first class.
你帮我也买票了 Colonel, you bought me a ticket?
我可没说也要去 I never said I'd go to New York.
怎么了 你难道是个 What are you, some kind of chicken-shit,
循规蹈矩的缩头乌龟吗 sticks to job description only?
46号登机口 先生 Gate 46, sir.
-给你 -谢谢 先生 - As you were, son. - Thank you, sir.
登机口怎么走 Which way's the door?
你瞎了吗 你是不是瞎了 Are you blind? Are you blind?
当然没有 Of course not.
那为什么总是来抓我的胳膊 Then why do you keep grabbin' my goddamn arm?
只能我抓你的 I take your arm.
-抱歉 -没什么好抱歉的 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry.
一辈子看MTV台 你懂什么 How would you know, watchin' MTV all your life?
太好了 Yes!
-杰克丹尼 -少不了的 - Jack Daniels. - You bet.
-低卡汽水 -老样子 - And Diet Slice. - The old Diet Slice.
-还有一杯水 -谢谢 达芙妮 - And a water. - Thank you, Daphne.
不用谢 先生 Certainly, sir.
你怎么知道她名字的 How did you know her name?
她擦的是佛罗瑞斯 Well, she's wearin' Floris.
英国香水 That's an English cologne.
但说话却是加州口音 But her voice is California chickie.
加州姑娘想当英国淑女 Now, California chickie bucking for English lady,
我就叫她达芙妮 I call her Daphne.
你那小玩意要见大世面了 Oh, big things may happen to that little thing of yours.
中校 Look, Colonel,
我带你去纽约 I'll get you to New York, all right?
把你送去之后我就回来 Then I'm gonna have to turn around and come back.
好吧 傻查 你怎么做都行 Well, Chuck, you gotta do what you gotta do.
我叫查理 Charlie, all right? Or Charles.
抱歉 不能怪你 Sorry. I can't blame you, though.
傻查是... Chuck is a...
为什么要去纽约 So, why are we going to New York?
该你知道的会让你知道的 All information will be given on a need-to-know basis.
达芙妮呢 让她过来 Where's Daphne? Let's get her down here.
她在后面 She's in the back.
小麻雀总是在后面 A tail's in the tail.
但我还能闻到她的芳香 Oh, but I still smell her.
女人啊 Women!
能说些什么呢 What can you say?
谁创造了女人 Who made 'em?
上帝真他妈是个天才 God must have been a fuckin' genius.
秀发 The hair.
秀发就是女人的全部 They say the hair is everything, you know.
你有没有把头埋在卷曲的秀发里 Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls,
沉醉得不想醒来 and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
还有嘴唇 Or lips,
碰到香软的唇 and when they touched, yours were like,
就像穿越沙漠后 that first swallow of wine,
尝到的第一口美酒 after you just crossed the desert.
乳房 Tits!
大的 小的 Big ones, little ones,
乳头盯着你看 nipples staring right out at ya.
就像秘密探照灯 Like secret searchlights.
还有腿 And legs,
不管是黄金比例的直腿 I don't care if they're Greek columns,
还是曲线动人的美腿 or secondhand Steinways.
双腿之间的 What's between 'em,
才是通往天堂的护照 passport to heaven.
我要喝一杯 I need a drink.
西姆斯先生 Yes, Mr. Simms,
全世界 there's only two syllables
只有两个字值得一听 in this whole wide world worth hearing:
阴部 pussy.
你在听吗 我这可是字字珠玑 Are you listening to me, son? I'm givin' you pearls here.
你真是很喜欢女人 I guess you really like women.
胜过一切 Oh, above all things!
远次于女人排名第二的 A very, very distant second,
是法拉利跑车 is a Ferrari.
查理 Charlie?
把手给我 Give me your hand.
这只是你的第一课 This is just the start of your education, son.
-我们在哪儿 -我们在哪儿 - Where are we? - Where are we?
一切文明的焦点 The cynosure of all things civilized:
华尔道夫酒店 the Waldorf-Astoria.
我上次是和一个布鲁塞尔的情报人员来的 The last time I was here, Charlie, was with a G-2 from Brussels.
他有辆法拉利 Had a Ferrari.
我每天都要替那个混蛋开门 Every day I held the door open for the fucker.
他都没带我兜过风 Never even offered me a ride.
去他妈的 Well, fuck him.
现在他死了 我瞎了 He's dead and I'm blind.
-传个话 -谢谢 先生 - Spread the word. - Thank you, sir.
-智者即将到来 -什么意思 - The intelligence will be forthcoming? - Sir?
去跟小姐们说 On the escort scene.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
-欢迎来华尔道夫 -谢谢 朋友 - And welcome to the Waldorf. - Gracias, amigo.
波多黎各人最适合跑腿 Puerto Ricans, always made the best infantrymen.
又回家了 I'm home again.
给我列个酒水清单 好吗 Give me an inventory on this, will you?
好吧 我走到哪儿了 亚洲吗 All right, where am l, in Asia?
他说了 He told me the phone was
电话在房间另一头 不是吗 on the other side of the room, didn't he?
在窗边吗 By the windows?
就在这儿 It's right here.
好 Okay.
要开工了 We're in business.
请接橡树屋 Get me the Oak Room.
清单呢 How's that inventory comin'?
有占边威士忌 美国威士忌 Uh, there's Jim Beam and Early Times.
军需官又被收买了 你好 Quartermaster's on the take again. Hello.
谢尔登或者麦克在吗 Is Sheldon or Mack there?
我是弗兰克·斯莱德中校 This is Lt. Col. Frank Slade.
我以前是常客 I used to be a regular.
经常跟嘉比将军一起来 I used to come in with a General Garbisch.
是的 可能是因为他已经长眠地下了 Yes, that's probably because he's at Arlington six feet under.
听好了 我要订一张两人桌 Listen up. I want a table for two,
别靠近大门 8点15分 and I don't mean Siberia, 8:15.
把那些小瓶子清掉 Clear them little bottles off.
等我打完电话 告诉海曼 And when I get off the phone, call up Hyman.
我要一整面墙的约翰丹尼 Tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.
你是说 杰克丹尼吗 Uh, don't you mean, uh, Jack Daniels?
你可能觉得是杰克 He may be Jack to you, son.
但要是你的酒龄[鸟儿]有我这么长... But when you've known him as long as I have...
开玩笑的 你好 That's a joke. Hello!
我是弗兰克·斯莱德中校 This is Lt. Col. Frank Slade.
我要订一辆豪车 8点到 I would like a limo, 8:00.
你要喝什么 What are you drinkin'?
不用了 谢谢 我不用 Uh, nothing, thanks. I don't use it.
酒有什么好用的 What's useful about it?
中校 我得走了 I don't know. Listen, Colonel, I have to get going.
去哪儿 Where you goin'?
回学校 我有一些 Back to school. I've got some
很重要的事情要处理 real important stuff I have to take care of.
好啊 Very well.
但我不会让你空着肚子回去的 But I never let my aides leave on an empty stomach.
跟我吃完晚饭 我让司机送你去机场 You'll dine with me and then my driver will transport you
坐10点的飞机回波士顿 to the airport for the Boston Shuttle departing at 2200 hours.
现在 帮我把行李拿出来 Meanwhile, unpack my bag.
我要光顾一下厕所 I'm gonna christen the latrine.
司机 你叫什么名字 What's your name, driver?
-我叫曼尼 先生 -曼尼 - Manny, sir. - Manny.
华尔道夫的侍者 The bellhops at the Waldorf,
有能耐找到像样的小姐吗 are they any good at getting escorts?
-不知道 先生 -你知道些什么 - I wouldn't know, sir. - What would you know?
-关于什么 -你懂的 - About what? - About you-know-what?
我说不定可以帮忙安排 Maybe I could manage something.
我可只要头牌 I'm talkin' top of the line, now.
我考虑考虑 先生 Let me think about this, sir.
你怎么回事 What's the matter with you?
我吗 With me?
是啊 这车好重 你知道为什么吗 Yeah. Car feels heavy. You know why?
全世界的重量都在你肩上 You got the fuckin' weight of the world on your shoulders.
学校里有点事而已 I got a little problem at school, that's all.
-说来听听 -不是什么大事 - Spit it out! - It's not a big deal, all right?
我们现在去哪儿 橡树屋吗 Where we going, the Oak Room or somethin'?
如果不是什么大事 If it's not a big deal,
干嘛说"很重要的事" why did you say "real important stuff"?
你干什么了 上了院长的女儿吗 What are you doin', banging the dean's daughter?
-就是有点麻烦 -什么麻烦 - I'm just in a little trouble. - What kind of trouble?
我看到一些人做了一些事 I saw some guys doing something.
说还是不说 还是自己倒霉 To tell or not to tell, or it's your ass.
-你怎么知道 -我是巫师 - How'd you know that? - I'm a wizard.
说具体点儿 Give me the details, come on.
我有个同学叫哈利 There's this guy at school named Harry.
他家很有钱 He's this real rich kid.
他算是 事件主谋 He like...runs the show.
还有谁 Who else?
还有一个叫乔治 但他什么都没干 There's another guy, George, but George didn't do anything.
乔治和我看到哈利他们在干坏事 George and I saw Harry and his buddies doin' somethin'.
你学校的老师 Now, the folks at Baird,
觉得你和乔治可以指认他们吗 they know you and George can identify the guilty parties?
没错 Yeah, they think we can.
乔治是你朋友 George is a friend of yours.
不算是 但他人不坏 He's not a friend, but he's all right.
-你信任他吗 -算是吧 - You trust him? - Yeah, I guess so.
-他也拿奖学金吗 -不 怎么了 - He's on scholarship too? - No, why?
有了乔治 有了哈利 还有麻烦 We got George, we got Harry, we got trouble.
他们有钱 你没钱 你想变有钱 They're rich, you're poor. You wanna get rich.
你想毕业之后 变得像他们一样有钱 You wanna graduate Baird, become a rich big shot like them.
-我说得对吗 -完全不对 - Am I right? - No. It's not that way at all.
好吧 查理 Okay, Charlie!
先生 橡树屋到了 Here we are, gentlemen, the Oak Room.
橡树屋 The Oak Room!
来份菜单 双份杰克丹尼加冰 Bring us a menu and double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
查理 坐着 Charlie, sit down here.
先生 您还是穿上外套吧 Uh, perhaps you'll feel more comfortable in this, sir.
你看上去很帅 You look great!
谢谢 Thank you.
查理 这里就是橡树屋了 Here we are, Charlie. the Oak Room.
给我念下菜单吧 Now, read me the bill of fare.
我看看 Let's see.
橡树屋汉堡包和薯条 24美元 You got the Oak Room Burger and fries for $24.
酒怎么还没来 服务员拖泥带水的 Where's the booze? Flowin' like mud around here.
一个汉堡包要24美元 A $24 hamburger?
这怎么回事 What's the story?
什么怎么回事 What story?
你是神秘大富豪吗 Are you a rich miser or something?
不 我只是个普通的瞎子 No, I'm just your average blind man.
一个普通的瞎子 Your average blind man.
那你怎么付得起这些 How do you plan on paying for all this stuff?
用崭新干净的美元 Crisp, clean dollars. American.
我存了些残疾补助款 I saved up my disability checks.
你存了多少 我们坐头等舱 How much did you save? I mean, we flew first class,
住华尔道夫酒店 饭店卖24美元的汉堡 we're at the Waldorf-Astoria, a $24 hamburger restaurant.
都在掌控中 查理 All part of a plan, Charlie.
我要加入吗 You want to let me in on it?
干嘛让你加入 你又没兴趣 Why should I? You're not interested.
你根本不想管我 You don't give a shit!
你马上就要坐末班机飞走了 You're leavin' on that last shuttle out of La Guardia.
你只有15分钟了 看来是赶不上了 You got 15 minutes, son. I don't think you're gonna make it,
除非橡树屋有一架 unless the Oak Room keeps
直升机停在天台 some complimentary helicopter on the roof.
可惜没有 不 No, sir. No!
你得待到明天了 You're here till tomorrow.
你说最后一班10点起飞的 You said the last shuttle leaves at 2200 hours.
不是吗 That's 10 o'clock, right?
是啊 Last I heard, yeah.
现在才八点半 It's only 8:30.
我骗你的 飞机9点起飞 I lied. Leaves at 9:00.
-9点起飞? -冷静点 - It leaves at 9:00? - Calm down. Calm down.
事实上 查理 The truth is, Charlie,
我要一只导盲犬帮我实施计划 I need a guide dog to help me execute my plan.
什么计划 What plan?
你有权利知道 You have a right to know.
也不算是个计划 只是... It's not really a plan, Charlie. It's sort of a...
更像是旅游 more like a tour,
享乐之旅 a little tour of pleasures:
住豪华酒店 吃高档餐厅 stay in a first-class hotel, eat an agreeable meal,
喝一杯上等红酒 drink a nice glass of wine,
拜访我的哥哥 see my big brother.
毕竟亲情无价 Nothing like family, you know.
然后 和一个极品女郎做爱 And then, make love to a terrific woman.
然后 After that...
我会躺在华尔道夫那张大床上 I'm gonna lie down on my big, beautiful bed at the Waldorf,
一枪崩了自己 and blow my brains out.
可以为您推荐今晚特供吗 May I tell you our specials?
可以 先生 You may, sir.
今晚我们有炭烧鹿肉 Tonight we have charred venison
配荞麦面和青胡椒 with buckwheat spaetzle and green peppercorn.
烧烤小牛肉 配番茄酱和烤茄子 Grilled veal, tomato tapenade, and roasted eggplants.
给我张餐巾纸 我口水要流下来了 Get me a napkin. My mouth's watering.
如果您甜品想点蛋奶酥 If you like our souffle for dessert,
最好现在就点 it would be good to order it now.
好的 蛋奶酥 Yes, on the souffle.
其他的菜我们等下点 Give us a half a minute on the rest.
好的 先生 Very good, sir.
-我想点米粒面 -斯莱德中校 - I'm leaning towards the spaetzle. - Colonel Slade.
查理 桌上有面包圈吧 Charlie, rolls on the table?
帮我拿过来 Give 'em to me.
你应该尝尝这个 查理 You should try these rolls, Charlie.
我还在瓦丘卡堡时 I used to dream about them
就对这个朝思暮想 when I was at Fort Huachuca.
斯莱德中校 Colonel Slade.
科罗拉多再往西去的面包就不好吃了 Bread's no good west of the Colorado.
水质碱性太强 Water's too alkaline.
斯莱德中校 你是说... Colonel Slade, did you say...
我没听错吧 Did I hear you right?
你...你说你要自杀 You...you said you're gonna kill yourself?
不是 我是说要一枪崩了自己 No, I said I was gonna blow my brains out.
你尝尝这个 查理 帮你涂好黄油了 Try one of these rolls, Charlie. I buttered it for ya.
我不要面包圈 I don't want a roll, all right?
好吧 那吃个小萝卜 Okay. Have a radish!
请给我来杯双份杰克丹尼 加冰 Hello! Bring me a double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
好的先生 马上就来 Yes, sir. Right away.
请别这样 Please, don't do that.
别这样 Don't do that.
这地方真是好啊 What a marvelous place!
好了 Okay.
好了 Yeah.
你就睡这儿 Your billet is here.
被褥在壁橱里的架子上 You'll find bedding in the closet on the shelf.
早晨的时候 In the morning,
这个地方要恢复成客厅的样子 the area will be returned to sitting-room mode,
最晚不准超过7点 no later than 0700 hours.
你干嘛呢 What was that?
没什么 It's nothing.
下次动作快点 Next time, snap it out!
拇指指向手掌 Thumb to palm,
食指到小指整齐并拢 index finger through little digit, smartly aligned,
迅速指向发际线 礼毕 sharp to the hairline, down!
有不少比你厉害得多的人 Too many men, far better than you,
都向我敬过礼 have executed that courtesy.
如果你是个聪明人 就别再敬了 And if you're smart, you won't try it again.
我这只蝙蝠的雷达可比鹦鹉螺号的敏锐 This bat has got sharper radar than the Nautilus.
别跟我瞎闹 查理 Don't fuck with me, Charlie.
祝你睡个好觉 孩子 See you get a good night's sleep, son.
今天是个美好的日子 It's a lovely day today
无论你想做什么 So, whatever you gotta do
赶上好日子快去做 You got a lovely day to do it in that's true
早安 查理 Good morning, Charlie.
-早安 -查理 这是索非亚 - Good morning. - This is Sofia, Charlie.
她会用针线变戏法 She's a magician with a needle.
索非亚在给我做格伦花格呢套装 Sofia's workin' me up a little "Glen Plaid" Number,
我请她给你也做一套 and I've asked her if she'd put something together for you.
中校 我不需要衣服 Uh, I don't need any clothes, Colonel.
这是上流社会的标准行头 Standard issue for an upscale urban assignment.
查理 如果你不喜欢这衣服 You don't like the clothes, Charlie,
任务完成后 on completion of duty,
就送人吧 you can give 'em away.
果汁 咖啡 还有各种点心 Juice, coffee, and other assorted goodies
都在那边的手推车里 on the trolley over there.
起床吧 收拾收拾 Get yourself up, get yourself together!
好日子 何不唱一支歌 It's a great day for singin' a song
好日子 何不继续前行 And it's a great day for movin' along
赶上好日子 从早到晚 And it's a great day from morning to night
好日子里 And it's a great day
人人解脱 For everybody's plight
中校 你今天感觉如何 How are you feeling today, Colonel?
好极了 好得不能再好了 Super! Superior!
好到天上去了 Superfluous!
年轻的苏菲感恩节还到这儿干活 Young Sofie here is working Thanksgiving,
因为她要供自己上大学 because she's trying to put herself through college.
我说 我的小伙伴查理也快上大学了 I told her, "My young friend Charlie's headed for college."
-抱歉 -你要去哪 - Uh, excuse me. - Where you goin'?
我要打个电话 I need to use the phone.
用这个电话不行吗 What's wrong with the phones in here?
我不想打扰您 I don't want to disturb you.
你没有打扰我 打吧 You're not disturbing me. Make your call.
我需要点隐私 I'd kinda like to be private.
不准进我的房间 Stay outta my room!
这里够隐私了 This is as private as you're gonna get.
要是你有任务在身 亟需完成 But if you've got somethin' that must be done
而这任务非你不可 And it can only be done by one
索非亚 Sofia.
改天你也定制一身怎么样 What are the chances of suitin' you up sometime?
-糖枫林别墅 -我找乔治·威利 - Sugarbush Lodge. - Hi, George Willis, please.
-你好 -乔治 我是查理 - Hello! - George! Hey, it's Charlie.
是小查啊 明年你一定要一起来 Hey, Chas. Next year you gotta come up with us.
试试在雪女郎身上吸白粉 White powder on a base of snow bunnies.
小查 你在听吗 Chas, are you there?
我在听 Yeah, I'm here.
你让我给你打电话商量策略来着 You told me to call you for the moves.
好吧 All right.
现在看来 策略就是维持现状 For now, the move's no moves status quo.
该怎么样还怎么样 Everything's the way we left it.
那是什么样 How did we leave it?
看不见 听不见 See no evil, hear no evil.
你懂吗 小查 You know what I mean, Chas?
好吧 看不见 听不见 Yeah. See no evil, hear no evil.
-照做就行了 -好吧 再见 - Okay, then, walk like you talk! - All right, good-bye.
-是乔治·威利吧 -是啊 - George Willis, huh? - Yeah.
乔治·威利 George Willis.
他爸应该是老乔治·威利 That makes his father probably George Willis, Senior.
查理 我问你 Charlie, I ask ya,
你觉得老乔治 what do you think Big George
会怎么看待小乔治的 is gonna feel about Little George
看不见 听不见 seeing no evil, hearing no evil?
我们说好不告诉家长的 Well, we're not gonna tell our parents.
只有我们知道 We're just gonna keep it between ourselves.
乔治不打算告诉他爸啊 Oh, George isn't gonna tell his father about this thing!
他可真够意思 Damn decent of him.
-抱歉 -没关系 - Scusi. - Prego.
被你刺的感觉很美妙 I love it when you hurt me.
告诉我 查理 Tell me now, Charlie.
这个小乔治·威利 他爸做什么的 This, uh, George Willis, Junior, what's his father do?
我也不太清楚 I don't really know.
那么我告诉你 Well, I'm gonna tell ya.
老乔治·威利 When George Willis, Sr.,
不忙着做安泰保险公司的股东 isn't busy as a million-dollar man for Aetna Casualty,
也不忙着做克莱斯勒汽车公司 or is it New England Distributor
在新英格兰的经销商时 for the Chrysler Corporation,
他就会想起他的儿子 小乔治·威利 he concerns himself with his young son, George Willis, Junior.
乔治不会告诉他爸的 George isn't going to say anything to his father.
我说查理啊 Oh, Charlie.
老乔治给小乔治上紧了发条 Big George is gonna wind up Little George,
小乔治就能唱得天花乱坠 and Little George is gonna sing like a canary.
你要是心情好 就跟着他跳吧 And if you're hip, kid, you're gonna hop to, too.
你都看透了是吗 You've got this all figured out, don't you?
看透这些又不需要拿 It don't take no Young America merit scholarship
全美杰出青年奖学金 to figure this one out.
查理 你出身卑微 Charlie, you had a little life,
之所以来博德念书 so you decided to go to the Baird School
无非是想让自己更有竞争力 to put yourself in the market for a big one.
现在 要想竞争下去 Now, in order to stay in the running,
就得说出他们想要知道的 you're gonna have to tell these people what they want to know.
你真这样想 You think so?
-好了吗 索非亚 -是的 - Are we finished, Sofia? - Yes.
谢谢 谢谢 Grazie. Grazie.
查理 Charlie,
要是你现在不说 if you don't sing now,
将来你的结局就是 you're gonna end up, not only shelving biscuits
在俄勒冈乡下的便利店里理货 in some convenience store in the Oregon burbs,
咽气前说的最后一句话 probably the last word you'll ever hear yourself say
估计还是 just before you croak
"祝您愉快 欢迎再次光临" gonna be, "Have a nice day and come back soon."
索非亚 Sofia!
赶快量量查理的尺寸 Measure up Charlie, pronto.
我们要赴感恩节宴会 We got a date for Thanksgiving.
宴会 We got a date?
去我哥哥家 My brother's place.
纽约白原市的W·R·斯莱德 W.R. Slade, White Plains, New York.
中校 我不能去你哥哥家 Colonel, I can't go with you to your brother's place.
我得回学校去 I mean, I should be getting back to school.
你总得过感恩节吧 Well, you gotta have Thanksgiving somewhere.
吃点喝点 正好陪我一起 I mean, eats and treats. I could use the company, Charlie.
好吧 他知道我去吗 All right. Does he know I'm comin'?
他都不知道我去 He doesn't know I'm comin'.
注意看我进门后 But wait till you see the look on his face,
他的表情 when I walk through the door.
他可喜欢我了 Oh, he loves me!
查理 至于你的小问题 Oh, Charlie, about your little problem,
世界上有两种人 there are two kinds of people in this world:
一种直面困难 those who stand up and face the music,
一种缩回洞里 and those who run for cover.
还是洞里好 Cover's better.
好了 索非亚 快改衣服 Okay, Sofia, suit 'im up!
弄帅一点 Make him pretty!
当心 Careful.
-按门铃吗 -没错 - Should I ring it? - Yeah.
您好 Yes?
你好啊 你是哪位 Yes! Who is this?
-我是兰迪 -兰迪 新成员吗 - It's Randy. - Randy? You new?
我是你侄子 I'm your nephew.
我来了 Here I am!
你姐姐把我关得太久了 Your sister's been hoarding me long enough.
-我也该出来花花钱了 -弗兰克叔叔 - Thought it's time to spread the riches around. - Uncle Frank!
-格洛丽亚 -我是盖尔 - Gloria! - Gail.
当然了 Of course.
来体验一下纽约的家庭聚餐 Say hello to the potluck party from New York City.
你们的弗兰克叔叔 Good old Uncle Frank,
和陪他前来的查理·西姆斯 and this here with him is Charlie Simms,
博德学校足球队的明星中卫 star halfback of the Baird football team.
他们不仅打败了艾克赛特和格罗顿 They not only beat Exeter and Groton this year,
还打败了阿奎那高中 but Aquinas High School too.
你们那苦逼老爸呢 Where's your miserable father?
等等 别 给他个惊喜 Wait! No, no. Let's surprise him.
吓吓他那肥厚的心脏 威利 Give that fat heart of his an attack. Willie!
威利 Oh, Willie!
你好啊 弗兰克 Hello, Frank.
-你好吗 -不错 - How you doin'? - Okay.
来握个手 Here's my hand.
查理 这位是W·R·斯莱德 Charlie, meet W.R. Slade.
很高兴见到你 先生 Nice to meet you, sir.
他可是个大忙人 The original bulging briefcase man.
格雷琴 我闻到西梅了 Gretchen, I smell those prunes!
是烤火鸡吗 We talkin' Turkey Marbella?
是的 Yes, we are.
我们来闻闻 过来 Let's have a whiff. Come on.
我一直暗恋你呢 过来 You know, I always had a sneaker for you. Come here.
加里 你在哪呢 我听到你咳嗽了 Where are you, Garry? I heard you cough.
你是谁来着 Who are you again?
我在华尔道夫酒店...他是你弟弟吗 I'm just here at the Waldorf-Astoria with... Is it your brother?
W·R家族里最小的 你还好吗 W.R.'s final issue. How ya doin'?
是的 你到底是谁 Yes. Who the hell are you?
我是陪他过周末的看护 I'm kinda takin' care of him for the weekend.
查理 Charlie!
上帝 Jesus!
抱歉 酒呢 准备得可太慢了 Sorry. Where's the booze? Flowin' like mud here.
说实话 他状态不太好 To tell the truth, the colonel's not well, I don't think.
-怎么不好 -他太孤单了 - Not well? - I think he's a little lonely.
那你怎么不带他去你家吃晚饭 Why didn't you take him to your family's for dinner?
我听见了 I heard that!
我都听见了 I heard that.
查理 别管他那套老大哥理论 Pay no attention to him, Charlie. That's his big-brother talk.
从我出生起他就管着我 He's been watching out for me since day one.
帮我收拾的烂摊子太多了 Bailed me out of more trouble,
他都记不住了 than he'd like to remember.
我帮你拿衣服吧 Let me take your coat.
我本想捎点葡萄酒 但是没来得及 I meant to pick up some vino on my way, but I blew it.
圣诞的时候给你们带瓶拉菲 I'll send you the Rothschild again for Christmas,
不过先看看你们感恩节的招待 only let's see how Thanksgiving goes.
我去加两个位置 I'll set two more places.
-你的酒 弗兰克 -谢谢 兰迪 - Here's your drink, Frank. - Thank you, Randy.
还在雪后制糖厂上班 Still with Snow Queen sugar?
是雪花 你怎么总说错 Snow Flake. Why do you always get that wrong?
因为对我来说这不重要 Because it's not important for me to get it right.
你现在在那儿做什么 What are you doing there now?
我是市场副总裁 I'm Vice President for Marketing.
不错 恭喜你 虽然糖很垃圾 Congratulations! Sugar is shit, though.
我告诉过艾布拉姆将军 I told General Abrams
军需处还是存蜂蜜好 to install honey in the commissaries.
别脑袋没被轰炸机炸烂 If the K-50s didn't blow your brains out,
就吃糖吃坏了 sugar, sure as shit, was gonna.
坐下来再聊吧 Why don't we all sit down?
蝴蝶夫人[香水] Mitsouki.
配床事刚好 要小心 Rhymes with nookie. Be careful.
女人总欲求不满 When the wife gets restless,
容易变荡妇 the wife gets racy.
开饭吧 Let's go and eat, shall we?
当然了 By all means.
查理 谢谢你 Thank you, Charlie.
弗兰克 你要坐哪里 Where you wanna sit, Frank,
还要坐主位吗 or you gonna arrange yourself at the head again?
坐哪都行 Any old card table will do.
这里就不错 This is fine.
我说到哪儿了 Where was I?
我醒来的时候是凌晨四点 So I wake up. It's four in the morning.
我也不知道身边是谁 I don't know who I'm with,
我为什么来这儿 这里是哪 why I'm there and where I am.
我该怎么做 一边是朵亚洲小野花 What am I gonna do? I got this Asian flower,
咯咯笑着 像晨露一样水嫩 on the one hand, all giggly and dewy-like;
另一边是冷若冰霜的海军护士 and this hard-boiled navy nurse outta Omaha, on the other.
我们三个并排躺着 一丝不挂 We're three across the bed, not a stitch of clothes on.
于是我想到了 It comes to me.
不如来个东西贯通 Let east meet west.
来一招"金门大桥" We'll build a golden bridge.
感觉像进了工程兵团 I felt like I'd just joined the corps of engineers!
大家还在听吗 We all still here?
这故事真不错 It's a beautiful story.
弗兰克叔叔 你总要语不惊人死不休么 Do you always enjoy shocking people, Uncle Frank?
亲爱的 Honey.
没想到你心灵这么脆弱 I didn't know you were so easily shocked.
你还真是敏感 我都感动了 I admire your sensibilities. I'm touched.
爸 还记得 Dad, remember the time
你让弗兰克去养狗场的事吗 you persuaded Frank to go to the kennel?
怎么了 What about it?
他差点毁了人家的导盲犬生意 He almost put the seeing eye dog business outta business.
别说了 兰迪 Cool it, Randy.
-都过去了 -没错 加里 - It's over and done with. - Indeed it is, Garry.
都过去了 就跟晚餐一样 Indeed it is. So is dinner.
查理 几点了 Charlie, what time do you have?
我想我们该回去了 I think we better be gettin' back.
弗兰克 你就没想过买只盲人专用表吗 You ever given any thought to a braille watch, Frank?
兰迪 Randy.
史提夫·汪达[歌手]也在戴啊 Stevie Wonder wears one,
还是说你比他还厉害 or do you rank on him too?
亲爱的 别说了 Honey, please.
格洛丽亚 没事的 It's all right, Gloria.
我很欣赏兰迪的洞察力 I enjoy Randy's observations.
弗兰克 我老婆叫盖尔 My wife's name is Gail, Frank.
你听见了没有 盖尔 Can you hear that? Gail.
抱歉 盖尔 Excuse me. Gail.
我觉得盖尔是个美人 Gail strikes me as a very beautiful woman,
但她的声音中透着不安 but you know, there's a little tension in her voice.
我也不知道为什么 I don't know what it is.
可能有两个原因 It could be one of two things:
要么是紧张 要么欲求不满 either Gail is nervous or unsatisfied.
弗兰克叔叔 你什么意思 What's your point, Uncle Frank?
你应该给她舔舔 You oughta go down on her.
弗兰克 你能不能闭嘴 Cut it out, Frank, will ya?
你醉心制糖事业 You're so wrapped up in the sugar business,
却忘了真的蜜糖什么味 you've forgotten the taste of real honey!
天啊 弗兰克 Frank, for God's sake!
听她的声音 欲火焚身呢 Hear that voice? There's fire under that dress.
-你能不能闭嘴 -滚出去 - Will you cut it out? - Just get the fuck outta here.
滚回你的豪车里 Get in your limousine.
滚回你那穷乡僻壤 Go down to the Bowery,
跟你那班酒鬼喝个稀巴烂醉 get with the other fucking drunks where you belong!
-等一等 -怎么了 - Wait a minute. - What?
-您能冷静一点吗 -怎么着 - Could you take it easy? - What for?
他瞎了我就得让着他是吗 傻查 You want me to lay off him, Chuckie, 'cause he's blind?
-不 我是说... -我朋友叫查理 - No, but I mean... - My friend's name is Charles.
他不喜欢别人叫他傻查 He doesn't like to be called Chuckie.
本来是家人团聚的好事 怎么... This is supposed to be a family get-together. This is...
别说我没警告你 Just a warning.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
又一个把这废物当英雄的傻逼 Another sucker who thinks this shitheel's a war hero.
也许一度还算是 Well, once...maybe.
我猜他一定告诉过你 I suppose he told you about his days
他做过约翰逊总统的幕僚 on Lyndon Johnson's staff,
跟你说过没 does he tell ya that?
我本来打算走的 现在赶我也不走了 I was gonna go. Now I'm not leaving.
弗兰克原本被内定为将军 Frank was earmarked for general.
内定 这词用得好 Earmarked, good word.
但是弗兰克总爱到处喷人 But Frank likes to spit in everybody's eye!
兰迪 别说了 Randy, that's enough.
弗兰克 说要把一个人蒙在鼓里 So, what do they call it, Frank,
部队里怎么说来着 when they give you the shaft in the military?
跳过 Passed over!
对 跳过 升职时就跳过了弗兰克 Right. Frank was passed over for promotion.
好几次都是 Couple times.
想知道后来怎样了吗 You want to know what happened then?
你能闭嘴吗 Will you shut your mouth?
-他把自己给炸了 -兰迪 别说了 - He blew himself up. - Stop it, Randy.
我们的这位中校 Our colonel, here,
在布拉格堡还是什么地方的 had a grenade juggling act
玩了一回手榴弹杂耍 at Fort Bragg or wherever it was they dumped him.
是本宁堡 Fort Benning.
他正在教下属近身格斗 He was teaching hand-to-hand combat to secondly lieutenant...
兰迪 跟我说话的时候看着我 Randy, look at me when you're talking to me, son.
我看着你呢 弗兰克 I'm lookin', Frank.
他的队友是某个上尉 His partner in the act was some captain.
-文森特·史奎尔少校 -管他呢 - Major Vincent Squires. - Yeah, whoever he was.
在任务开始前 他们品尝了当地早餐 Before going on, they'd have themselves a local breakfast:
弗兰克要了伏特加橙汁 a Screwdriver for Frank,
他的同伴喝的是血腥玛丽 Bloody Mary for his partner.
不 文森特喝的是海风 No, Vincent drank Sea Breezes.
本宁堡的军事法官说 Judge Advocate at Benning said
斯莱德中校喝了四杯 少校只有一杯 Col. Slade had four to his partner's one.
他在讲课时飘飘欲仙 兴奋无比 He's flying in class. He gets all excited.
他开始拔引信 He starts pulling the pins out.
一颗手榴弹脱了手 One grenade got away from him.
嘭 Boom.
脱手的那颗手榴弹... The one that got away...
引信还在 弗兰克坚称 Oh, the pin was in. Frank claims.
管它在不在 有区别吗 In or out, what difference does it make?
什么样的疯子会玩手榴弹 What kind of fucking lunatic juggles grenades?
维尼后来没什么事 Vinnie came out okay.
弗兰克也只是瞎了而已 And all Frank lost was his eyesight.
想知道真相吗 Do you wanna know the truth?
兰迪 你很了解是吗 You got a handle on that, do you, Randy?
他以前是个人渣 He was an asshole before.
现在他是个瞎了的人渣 Now all he is is a blind asshole.
你看 上帝很有意思 Hey, God's a funny guy.
上帝确实很有幽默感 God doth have a sense of humor.
也许上帝觉得有些人不配看见光明 Maybe God thinks some people don't deserve to see.
你明白了吗 傻查 You get the point, Chuckie?
他叫查理 His name is Charles.
你会说这词吧 是查理 You can say that, can't you? Charles.
兰迪 知道这是什么吗 Know what this is, Randy?
是我教那些下属们的锁喉术 It's a choke hold I'm teaching those lieutenants.
稍用力 就能掐断你的气管 Little pressure, I bust your windpipe.
中校 我不在乎他怎么叫我 Colonel, I don't care what he said.
-查理 -放开手 拜托了 - Charles. - Just let go, please!
格雷琴 Gretchen?
你做的菜挺不错 You outdid yourself.
要是能再好吃点 If you twist my arm hard enough,
明年感恩节我还来 we're talking Turkey Marbella next year.
谁知道呢 Who knows?
弗兰克 Frank?
再见了 威利 Good-bye, Willie.
我什么都干不好 I'm no fucking good,
一直都是 and I never have been.
来吧 查理 去拿外套 Come on, Charlie, get the coats.
来 注意脚下 Come on. Watch your step.
慢点 Hold it.
去纽约 朋友 走吧 Nueva York, compadre. Vamos!
你有手表吗 You got a watch?
7点20分了 Ah, it's 7:20.
我没问你时间 我问你有没有手表 I didn't ask you the time. I asked if you had a watch.
有 在那个房间里 Yeah, in the other room.
拿来 Get it.
中校 你的床边就有表 Colonel, there's a clock right next to your bed.
有秒针吗 Does it have a second hand?
帮我计时 Time me!
用了多久 How long?
大概30秒吧 About 30 seconds.
-我老了 -你的枪哪来的 中校 - I'm rusty. - Where did you get a gun, Colonel?
是军械或者武器 别说枪 Piece or weapon, Charlie, never a gun.
你从哪儿弄到这件武器的 Where did you get the piece?
我是美军军官 这是我的配枪 I'm an officer in the United States Army. This is my sidearm.
可你已经退役了 But you're not an officer anymore.
是又怎样 So I'm retired, so what?
军官永远不会丢掉配枪 An officer never relinquishes his 45.
好吧 但你还是给我吧 Yeah, but you better relinquish it to me,
不然我就给罗西太太打电话 or I'm gonna call Mrs. Rossi.
好极了 Good idea.
我要回学校了 Then I'm going back to school.
再好不过了 Even better.
天公作美 一路顺风 Blue skies, green lights.
祝你旅途愉快 I hope you have a wonderful trip.
这次应该才25秒 That felt like 25.
组装点45不能超过25秒 You oughta be able to do a 45 in 25.
你看表了吗 Did you time me?
我没看 我要往奥尔巴尼打电话 No, I did not and I'm calling Albany.
这么做很愚蠢 That was stupid.
是吗 Was it?
你必须和我在一起 查理 You're stuck with me, Charlie.
不 我不 No, I'm not.
我要走了 I'm outta here!
你要去哪儿 新罕布什尔州吗 Where you goin'? New Hampshire?
你一分钱都没有 你要怎么去 You got no money. How you gonna do that?
凯伦的号码有股奥尔巴尼的味道 Karen's number tastes like Albany.
好吧 Fine.
-我要走了 -查理 - I'm leaving. - Charlie?
查理 Charlie!
我只想让你多陪我一天 All I want from you is another day.
干什么 For what?
战场的最后巡礼 One last tour of the battlefield.
我一个人逛纽约也没事 I can get around a city like New York,
可是 but I...
我也需要人指点一下方向 sometimes need a point in the right direction.
你觉得呢 查理 What do you say, Charlie?
以朋友的身份 再陪我一天 What's one day, between friends?
好吧 我再陪你一天 All right. Well, say I stay for another day.
可以把武器给我吗 Will you give me your weapon?
查理 我可是美国陆军中校 Oh, Charlie! I'm a lieutenant colonel, United States Army.
我不会把枪交给任何人 I'm not giving my fucking gun to anyone.
你想喝点儿什么 Now, what are you drinkin'?
中校 我不允许你这么做 Colonel, this...this is unacceptable.
不允许? Unacceptable?
少给我扯你们学校那些屁话 What are you givin' me that prep school crap for? Unacceptable?
他们干了什么 What have they done,
你的俄勒冈精神呢 taken the Oregon out of the boy?
想哈佛商学院想疯了吧 Put in Harvard Business School?
那你把子弹给我 Then give me your bullets.
你能看明白吧 查理 You do see the sense of it, Charlie, don't you?
我已经不中用了 I can't chew the leather anymore.
既然如此 我为何还要 So, why should I share
活在世上浪费粮食 the tribe's provisions?
反正也没有人 I mean, there's no one
会为我掉眼泪了 wants to tear a herring with me anymore.
把子弹给我 中校 The bullets, Colonel.
"把子弹给我 中校" "The bullets, Colonel."
听着像《傲世军魂》里的那个家伙 You sound like a guy in "Lives of a Bengal Lancer."
关你什么事 What do you give a shit for?
什么 About what?
我崩自己一枪关你什么事 About whether I blow my brains out or not.
因为我有良知 Because I have a conscience, you know.
你有良知 You have a conscience.
我都忘了 I forgot.
查理的良知 The Charlie Conscience.
说还是不说 Do we tell? Do we not tell?
要不要跟阔少爷们一样 Do we follow the rich boy's code or not?
该不该阻止这个瞎子 Do we let this blind asshole
去死 die or not?
良知 查理 Conscience, Charlie.
你什么时候出生的 小子 When were you born, son?
圆桌骑士的年代吗 Around the time of the Round Table?
你没听说吗 Haven't you heard?
良知早死了 Conscience is dead.
我没听说过 No, I haven't heard.
那你他妈的给我听好了 Well, then, take the fucking wax outta your ears!
成熟点 Grow up!
暗算自己的兄弟 It's fuck your buddy.
欺骗自己的妻子 Cheat on your wife.
母亲节给母亲打电话 Call your mother on Mother's Day.
查理 都是扯淡 Charlie, it's all shit.
你要去哪儿 Where you goin'?
我去上厕所 I got piss call.
我是说过要你再陪我一天 I know I said I need ya for just one day,
可我总不能憋一天尿 but even I can't hold it that long.
对了 查理 Oh, and, Charlie,
你忘记枪膛里还有颗子弹 you forgot the one in the chamber.
好了 先生 There you go, sir.
谢谢 Thank you.
服役26年 Twenty-six years in the service,
从没让助理帮我擦过鞋 never let an aide shine my shoes.
26年后你又在哪里呢 查理 Where you gonna be in 26 years, Charlie?
我猜一定是跟博德的老友打高尔夫球 Playing golf with your friends from the Baird School, I bet.
我都不喜欢他们 I don't even like those guys.
你当然不喜欢 他们是一群混蛋 Course you don't. They're all assholes.
去揭发他们吧 为什么不呢 Be a pleasure to squeal on 'em, wouldn't it?
-我不会告密的 -"我不会告密的" - Yeah, well, I'm not a squealer. - "I'm not a squealer."
你当自己是德雷福斯[被诬陷叛国]吗 What is this, the Dreyfus case?
真舒服 Ooh, Mama!
好了 There you go.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
小心脚下 Watch your step.
我又感觉到你肩上的重担了 查理 I'm gettin' that heavy feelin' again, Charlie.
这事没这么简单 There's more to this, isn't there?
对吗 Isn't there?
-他们想收买我 -这下更有意思了 - I was offered a bribe. - Oh, now we're cookin'.
我们的校长 查斯克先生 Mr. Trask, the headmaster,
他答应推荐我去哈佛 he promised to get me into Harvard.
-只要你愿意告密 -没错 - If you squeal. - Yeah.
还真是难以抉择 What a dilemma.
查理·西姆斯要不要借机进哈佛 Should Charlie Simms accept a free ride into Harvard or not?
如果你朋友乔治和你一样 What do you think your friend
面临这种选择 他会怎么做 George would do if he were in your shoes?
-也跟我差不多吧 -怎么说 - He is, practically. - How?
我是说 查斯克先生 I mean, it's just that Mr.Trask
没说要帮他进哈佛 hasn't promised to get him into Harvard.
查斯克先生没必要这么说 Mr. Trask doesn't have to.
乔治的父亲会帮他搞定的 George's father's gonna take care of that.
答应吧 查理 接受吧 Do the deal, Charlie. Take it!
去哈佛 Go to Harvard.
-我不能这么做 -为什么 - I can't do that. - Why not?
我就是不能那么做 It's just some things you just can't do.
告诉我为什么 Explain 'em to me.
-大点儿声 -我就是不能 - Louder, please. - I can't...
你在这世上会活得很艰难的 查理 You're gonna have a tough time in this world, Charlie.
为了让你放松点 我请你喝一杯 来 To ease the blow, let me buy you a drink. Come on.
双份杰克丹尼 加冰 Double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
再给我朋友上一杯秀兰邓波 And bring my young friend here a Shirley Temple.
等等 有啤酒吗 Hold on. Do you have beer?
当然有 请出示一下您的身份证 Certainly. May I see some I.D.?
小子 你想一辈子在这里打杂吗 Are you interested in walkin' the rest of your life, chappy?
先生 可是 Sir, but...
我是这儿的常客 我儿子马上就23了 I'm a regular here. My boy's going on 23.
你可以先给你们头儿打个电话 Why don't you call up front, the office?
吉尔伯特先生是我的朋友 Mr. Gilbert, he's a friend of mine.
您要什么牌子的啤酒 Any particular beer?
施利茨 没有施利茨 Schlitz. No Schlitz?
布拉茨 没有布拉茨 Blatz. No Blatz?
尽情发挥吧 Improvise.
-我尽力而为 -谢谢 - I'll do my best, sir. - Thank you, sir.
终于食人间烟火了 查理 啤酒 You're human, Charlie. Beer?
旁边的那是谁 Who are we drinking with?
我闻到了香皂水的清香 I'm getting a nice soap-and-water feeling from down there.
-一位女性 -女性 - A female. - Female?
你称她为"女性" You're callin' her female,
说明你喜欢她 不然你不会这么说 must mean you like her or you wouldn't be so casual.
-她一个人吗 -是的 一个人 - Is she alone? - Yeah, she's alone.
太棒了 头发是栗色的吗 Things are heatin' up. Chestnut hair?
是棕色 浅棕色的 Brown. Light brown.
22岁 Twenty-two?
我又不是算命的 What am I, a guy at a carnival?
查理 永远不要停止观察 The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die.
走 Move.
-去哪儿 -孩子 你知道的 - Where? - You know where, son.
别害羞 查理 Don't be coy, Charlie.
这女人就是为你而存在的 我感觉得到 This woman is made for you. I can feel it.
她真美 对不对 Goddamn beautiful, isn't she?
-是不错 -很好 终于像个人了 - She's not bad. - Whoo-bingo! The boy's alive.
来 小子 慢慢地走过去 Come on, son, perambulate.
慢慢走过去 Perambulate.
打扰了 小姐 Excuse me, senorita,
介意我们与你同坐吗 do you mind if we join you?
好像没人陪着你 I'm feelin' you're being neglected.
我只是在等人 Well, I'm expecting somebody.
人马上到吗 Instantly?
-不 不过随时会到 -随时会到 - No, but any minute now. - Any minute?
有些人一分钟就过尽了一生 Some people live a lifetime in a minute.
-你现在在做什么 -我在等他 - What are you doin' right now? - I'm waiting for him.
介意我们陪你一起等吗 Would you mind if we waited with you,
以防有登徒浪子来骚扰你 you know, just to keep the womanizers from bothering you?
我不介意 No, I don't mind.
谢谢 Thank you.
查理 Charlie.
我闻到了空气中的芬芳 You know, I detect a fragrance in the air.
不要告诉我是什么 Don't tell me what it is.
是欧吉维姐妹香皂 Ogilvie Sisters soap.
太神奇了 Ah, that's amazing.
我干的就是神奇的行当 I'm in the amazing business!
就是欧吉维姐妹香皂 It is Ogilvie Sisters soap.
圣诞节时 外婆送给我三块这种香皂 My grandmother gave me three bars for Christmas.
我太喜欢你外婆了 I'm crazy about your grandmother.
我想她也一定会喜欢查理 I think she'd have liked Charlie too.
-别理他 -你叫什么名字 - Don't pay any attention to him. - What's your name?
唐娜 Donna.
唐娜 我叫弗兰克 这位是... Donna? I'm Frank. This here is...
查理 This is Charlie.
没错 她喜欢你 Yes. She likes you.
查理这个周末可不好过 Charlie's having a difficult weekend.
他最近遇到点麻烦 He's going through a crisis.
你看他能应付得来吗 How does he look like he's holding up?
他看着还不错 He looks fine to me.
她是喜欢你 查理 She does like you, Charlie.
唐娜 So, Donna,
你会跳探戈吗 do you tango?
不会 我以前也想学 可是 No. I wanted to learn once, but...
可是什么 But?
可是迈克尔不想学 But Michael didn't want to.
迈克尔就是你要等的人 Michael, the one you're waiting for.
迈克尔觉得探戈很可笑 Michael thinks the tango's hysterical.
我觉得他才可笑 Well, I think Michael's hysterical.
别理他 好像已经说过了 Don't pay any attention to him. Did I already say that?
多甜美的笑声 What a beautiful laugh.
谢谢你 弗兰克 Thank you, Frank.
你想学跳探戈吗 唐娜 Would you like to learn to tango, Donna?
现在吗 Right now?
我可以教你 I'm offering you my services.
免学费 Free of charge.
你觉得怎么样 What do you say?
我有点害怕 I think I'd be a little afraid.
害怕什么 Of what?
我害怕自己会出错 Afraid of making a mistake.
跳舞和人生不一样 无所谓错不错 No mistakes in the tango, not like life.
简单就是探戈的魅力 It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great.
哪怕步子乱成一团 跳下去就好了 If you make a mistake, get all tangled up, just tango on.
为什么不试试呢 Why don't you try?
你想试试吗 Will you try it?
好吧 那我试试 All right. I'll give it a try.
扶我一下 孩子 Hold me down, son.
把手给我 Your arm.
查理 Charlie,
给我说一下这里的尺寸 孩子 I'm gonna need some coordinates here, son.
舞池宽约20英尺 长约30 The floor's about 20 by 30,
你现在站在长的这一边上 And you're at the long end.
外面是餐桌 乐队在右手边 There's tables on the outside. The band's on the right.
弗兰克 你跳得真好 Oh, Frank, you are one incredible dancer.
那是你没见过查理跳 Wait'll you see Charlie dance.
他骗你呢 我不会跳舞 He's a liar. I don't dance.
他可真招人喜欢 Isn't he a charmer, though?
其实他不光会跳舞 Truth is, not only can he dance,
还会唱歌呢 but he'll sing you a hell of a tune.
他会学鸟叫 还会模仿贝拉·卢戈西[影星] He can do bird calls and imitate Bela Lugosi.
宝贝 Hi, honey.
迈克尔 这是弗兰克和查理 Michael, this is Frank and this is Charlie.
你们好 弗兰克 查理 Hi, Frank, Charlie.
对不起 我来晚了 I'm sorry I'm late.
没关系 Oh, that's okay.
有这两位先生陪我 These two gentlemen entertained me,
时光飞逝 and time flew.
你女朋友的探戈跳得真不错 Your girl is a hell of a tango dancer.
你终于找到陪你跳探戈的人了 太好了 You found someone to tango with. That's terrific!
那我可要谢谢你 Let me shake your hand.
不是他 是弗兰克 No, it was Frank.
那我要谢谢你们两个 Hell, I'll shake both your hands!
亲爱的 这地方不错 可我们得走了 Honey, this looks like the place, but we gotta go.
我们约了达瑞尔和卡罗尔在乡下见面 We got a date with Darryl and Carol in the village.
账单呢 Do you have a check?
迈克尔 我来付 这是我的荣幸 Michael, please. My pleasure.
不用 我自己来 No, no. I got this.
迈克尔 把钱包收回去 我来 Michael, get your hand outta your pocket. I'll take it. Really.
让我来 Allow me.
好吧 谢谢你 Why, thank you.
再见 Bye, guys.
再见 Bye.
达瑞尔和卡罗尔 Darryl and Carol.
她在17E房间等您 中校 It's Apartment 17 E, Colonel. She's expecting you.
不用担心 You don't have to worry about a thing.
她可是万里挑一的 She's the creme de la creme.
德国副总理也找过她 My buddy took the Vice Chancellor of Germany to her.
弄得他都想移民美国了 Now he wants to immigrate to this country.
你做得很好 You did good, hombre.
我的发型怎么样 My hair, how is it?
好极了 It's perfect.
我的红色手帕还在不 I got the red foulard okay, didn't I?
在 深红的 Yeah, real dark red.
勃艮第葡萄酒色 查理 Burgundy, Charlie, burgundy.
女人们都喜欢 They love it.
月桂精油 Bay Rum.
温莎领结 Windsor knot.
我能感觉到自己的心跳 That's my heart I'm feelin'.
我去了 I'm off.
可以打长途电话吗 Can you get long distance on this?
可以 请便 And how. Be my guest.
-糖枫林别墅 -请帮我接乔治·威利 - Sugarbush lodge. - Hi. George Willis, please?
请等一下 One moment, please.
-喂 -哈利 - Hello? - Ah, Harry?
小查 你还好吗 Chas, how are you?
你这电话打得刚刚好 You just caught us.
我们正要送乔治去机场呢 We're about to shoot George over to the airport.
乔治去机场干什么 Why is George going to the airport?
等等 你自己和他说吧 Hold on. Maybe you should talk to the man himself.
-小查 -是我 乔治 - Chas. - Yeah. Hi, George.
晚一步我就走了 You just caught me.
我知道 你要去哪儿 Harry said. Where you goin'?
-回家 -回波士顿吗 - Home. - To Boston?
待会坐直升飞机回去 祝我好运吧 Catching the puddle jumper. Keep your fingers crossed.
你回家干什么 What are you going home for?
小查 我觉得查斯克那个混蛋 I was thinking, Chas. This asshole, Trask?
他就是在扯淡 He's making no sense at all.
得找人和他聊聊 我爸是59级的校友 Somebody's gotta talk to him. My father's Class of '59.
你爸 不是说好不告诉家里人吗 Your father? I thought we were gonna keep our parents outta this.
查斯克他疯了 小查 他已经疯了 This guy Trask is outta control, Chas. Outta control!
得找人和他聊聊 Somebody's gotta talk to him.
你也知道我爸是主要捐赠人 My father's a major fund-raiser, you know.
我不知道 No, I didn't.
放松点儿 我爸会帮我们想办法的 Just relax. He'll get us off the hook.
-我得走了 你还好吧 -还好 - I gotta go. Everything all right? - Sure.
-那周一见 -再见 - I'll see you Monday. Good-bye. - Bye.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night, sir. - Good night.
查理 Hiya, Charlie.
小心车门 Watch the door.
那女人真是太美了 What a beautiful woman.
-你们好 -你也看到了吗 - Hello, there. - Do you see what I see?
是的 要么确实不太对劲 Yeah. Either there's something wrong,
要么就是咱们都喝多了 or we got the world's worst hangover.
-你们不进来吗 -我们得留下来 - Won't you come in? - We gotta stay.
因为我们拍到了今天抢银行的照片 We got the picture of bank robbery today.
中校 Colonel?
中校 你没事吧 Colonel, you all right?
怎么了 What is there?
你已经睡了一上午了 It's afternoon. You've been sleeping all morning.
那又怎么了 So what?
我不知道 就是 I don't know. I thought...
昨晚我和乔治聊过了 I...I talked to George last night.
他爸是我们学校的知名校友 His...his father's a big-deal alumnus at school.
很有影响力 He's got a lot of pull.
是吗 Really?
是啊 他... Yeah, he's...
他会去找校长谈 he's gonna talk to the headmaster.
乔治说他爸爸会帮我们摆平这件事 George thinks he might be able to get us off the hook.
"帮我们摆平这件事" "Get us off the hook."
没错 他是这么说的 Yeah, that's what he said.
真的是"我们"吗 Watch the "us" part.
中校 你不想起床活动一下吗 Colonel, don't you wanna get up and do something?
中校 Colonel?
查理 你想干什么 Oh, Charlie, what do ya want?
我不知道 I don't know!
可你这样让我很紧张 But you're making me nervous.
我的钱包在梳妆台上 My wallet is on the dresser.
拿上你的机票 Take out your plane ticket,
还有400美元的薪水 and $400 mustering-out pay,
再加上 plus,
机场到学校的出租车费 airport-to-school taxi.
中校 不着急 我可以... Colonel, it's no rush. I mean, I can...
我可以再陪你待一会儿 I could stay for a while.
查理 你已经陪我一天了 Charlie, you already gave me a day.
这一天 我永生难忘 For that day, I am eternally grateful.
可现在 我有别的事要做 But right now I have other plans.
你要做什么 What other plans do you have?
我该死了 孩子 To die, son.
中校 你... Colonel, you're...
中校 你今天不能死 Come on, Colonel, you're not gonna die today.
查理 把你的手给我 Charlie, give me your hand.
孩子 你现在就走 好吗 You go now, boy. Okay?
你走吧 让我... You go. Just...
让我再睡会儿 Just leave me sleep here.
咱们再来一天怎么样 Look, can we start over, please?
你今天想干什么 What do you feel like doin' today, huh?
快看 外面阳光明媚 I mean, look at this. The sun is shining!
多美的一天 咱们... It's a beautiful day. Let's...
中校 我知道你不是扫兴的人 Colonel, I know you don't want to be a party poop,
咱们出去玩玩 好吗 so let's go out and do something, huh?
去兜兜风 Let's go for a ride.
对 去兜风 Yeah, a ride.
兜风? A ride?
没错 中校 你觉得怎么样 Yeah, Colonel Slade, what do you say?
咱们去兜风吧 好吗 Let's go for a ride, huh?
怎么个兜法 What kind of ride?
没错 这是俄勒冈州的驾照 Yeah, this is a valid Oregon driver's license,
我们也允许顾客试驾特斯塔罗萨 and we let appropriate customers test-drive the Testarossa.
可你才17岁 同伴还是个瞎子 But you're 17 and with a blind companion.
我不能让你们试车 That we don't do.
这可是价值19万美元的车 This is a $190,000 piece of machinery.
我不能让你们就这样把车开出去 I'm not letting it out this door.
那边那一辆呢 How 'bout this one over here?
那辆加布雷提也是一样 That's a Cabriolet T. The same deal.
我不能让一个没有成人陪同的孩子 Think I'm gonna let an unaccompanied kid
驾驶一辆11万的车 get behind the wheel of a $110,000 car?
他当然有人陪同 He will not be unaccompanied.
我跟他一起 我是他父亲 I'll be with him. I'm his father.
-你是他父亲 -是的 - You're his father? - Yes.
不如这样 我带你父亲试驾去 I have an idea. Why don't I take your father for a test-drive?
你每月要完成多少业绩 弗雷迪 What's your quota, Freddie?
不用担心我的业绩 我卖得挺好 Don't worry about my quota. I do very well.
你这个月卖了几辆法拉利 How many Ferraris you sold this month though?
这跟刚才的讨论没关系 That's not relevant to this discussion.
弗雷迪 80年代都过去了 Freddie, the 80s are over.
你打算告诉我 Are you tryin' to tell me
大家不试驾就直接买了吗 these things are just walkin' outta the store?
这可是辆法拉利 先生 This is a Ferrari, sir.
汽车工业 This is the finest piece of machine
的顶级产品 we made in the automobile industry.
要是你这么喜欢它 怎么不抱着它睡 If you like it that much, why don't you sleep with it?
为什么还要把它卖了 Why are you sellin' it?
我也想满足您的需求 Look, I'd love to accommodate you, but...
如果这车的性能如我所料 If this car performs the way I expect it to,
明早你就会收到一张 you'll get a certified check of $101,000
十万一千的保付支票 再加上零头 and change when you come in here tomorrow morning.
是十万九千 再加九百五十的税 It's $109,000, plus $950, plus tax.
弗雷迪 看在你的份上 Freddie, for you,
我加到十万七千 107 all in,
再送你一箱香槟 plus a case of champagne
拿回家配你剩的火鸡肉 to go with your leftover turkey.
怎么说 What do you say?
别担心那孩子 Don't worry about the boy.
他开车可稳了 He drives so smooth,
能在发动机上煮鸡蛋 you can boil an egg on the engine.
还车的时候 我亲手给你剥鸡蛋 When we bring the car back, I'll peel the egg for ya.
你人真是逗 Listen, you made me laugh,
但我不能让你们开车出去 but I can't let the car go out.
要付定金吗 Want a deposit?
这车不搞分期付款 先生 This is not an installment item, sir.
弗雷迪 你也是见过世面的人 Freddie, you're no spring chicken, are ya?
你知道同事都叫我什么吗 Well, you know what they call me at the home office?
灰发鬼魂 The gray ghost.
知道他们为什么还留着我吗 You know why they still keep me around?
因为新来的都没我会卖车 There's no kid here that can move a Ferrari like I can.
西岸到东岸 人尽皆知 I'm known from coast to coast like butter and toast.
你随便和谁打听弗雷迪·比斯科 Ask anybody about Freddie Bisco.
法拉利进店 转眼就出手 When I get a Ferrari, out the door!
-你把我给逗笑了 弗雷迪 -是吗 - You just made me laugh, Freddie. - Yeah?
两千块 Two thousand.
你不收下 我可要哭了 Unless you take it, you're gonna make me cry.
我也是灰发鬼魂 I'm a gray ghost too.
看 好玩吧 See? This is fun, isn't it?
挂空挡 Drop her into neutral.
再升二档 松离合 Side her into second. Pop the clutch.
直走 别动 感觉到了吗 Straight. Hold it right like that. Feel it?
这是直走 直走就好 That's straight. Just keep it straight.
-直走 -直走有什么意思 - Keep it straight. - No fun just to keep it straight.
总得打打方向盘 才能有感觉 You've got to move a little bit, feel the road.
就这样开 好吗 这就对了 Please? Just like this. All right? There you go.
慢慢开 Take it nice and easy.
你喜欢吗 Do you like this?
慢点 中校 你开太快了 Slow it down a little, Colonel. You're a little fast.
中校 慢点 Colonel, slow it down.
我脚不听使唤了 Something's happened to my foot!
-慢点 -等等 查理 - Slow it down, please. - Hold on, Charlie.
我觉得我还能再加一档 I think I've got another gear.
中校 Colonel Slade?
该死 Oh shit!
小心 Watch out!
这样会撞死人的 You'll get us killed!
不能怪我 查理 我又看不见 Don't blame me, Charlie. I can't see!
中校 慢点 Colonel, slow it down!
老天爷 Oh, God. Oh, Jesus!
看看这宝贝儿转弯怎么样 Now let's see how this baby corners.
-转弯 -没错 到时提醒我 - Corners? - Yeah. Say when.
-什么 -什么时候转弯 - Say when what? - Say when to turn.
中校 你不能转弯 Colonel, you can't turn the car.
弯道在哪 查理 Where's the turn, Charlie?
三点钟 两点钟 Three o'clock? Two o'clock?
右转45度 还是90度 Right oblique? Right face?
快 告诉我 Come on! Talk to me!
左转吧 大概 Ah... it's left, I guess.
左转 我就知道 现在吗 Left. I knew it. Okay. Now?
不 不 不是现在 No, no! Not now! Not now!
-现在呢 -中校 求你了 - Now? - Colonel, please?
查理 不管你说不说 Charlie, I'm gonna do it anyway, alright?
我都要转弯的 准备好了 Whether you say so or not, here we go!
好 等等 等等 Okay! Wait, wait, wait! Just wait!
转了啊 Here I go. Here I go.
等等 Wait.
转 Now!
老天 Oh Jesus!
我成功了 查理 I did it! Oh, Charlie!
我现在开心死了 You're ridin' with one very happy man!
-再转一次 -说清楚点 孩子 - Turn again! - Be specific, son.
-左转 现在 -好的 - Left! Now! - Okay.
太爽了 I love this!
好爽 要不要试试最高档 I love it! Shall we take it to the max?
我要下车 Let me out.
该死 被逮到了 Shit! The yellow flag.
我还没开够呢 I hadn't even opened her up yet.
-靠哪边停车 -靠边停 减速 - Which way's the curb? - Pull over. Slow down!
-减速 中校 -我在减速了 - Slow down, Colonel. - All right, I'm doin' it.
-靠边停车 慢点 -知道了 - Pull over to the curb. Slow it down. - Yep, yep. Got it.
-天啊 -好几年没挨罚了 - Oh, Christ. - I haven't had a ticket in years.
你别说话 让我来 I'll do the talking.
请出示驾照和行驶证 License and registration.
你们这是在试驾吗 What? Are you test-driving this baby?
这车声音好听吧 Don't she purr though?
开70迈吗 At 70 miles an hour?
你该听听125迈的声音 You should hear her at 125.
你的驾照呢 Where's your license?
在车行 At the dealer's.
还车的时候才能给你 They give it back to you when you return the car.
-身份证有吗 -有 - You got I.D.? - You bet.
当然有 Indeed.
斯莱德中校 Lt. Col. Slade.
你呢 小兵 And you, soldier?
戈尔警官 The name is police officer Gore.
干得不错 戈尔 Doin' a hell of a job, Gore.
你也是 中校 And so are you, Colonel.
那孩子是谁 Who's the kid?
我家查理 My boy Charlie.
一直让我"放手开" He kept tellin' me to "let her out."
我能怎么办 让他失望吗 What was I gonna do, disappoint him?
没错 Yes.
我告诉你怎么办 中校 Tell you what I'm gonna do, Colonel.
我放你走 但有一个条件 I'm gonna let you go on one condition.
-什么 -直接把车开回车行 - What's that? - You take this rig straight back to the dealer.
-没问题 -闭嘴 - You got it. - Shut up.
-东西不要了吗 -当然要 - You want this? - Sure.
戈尔 Gore?
你面孔和声音都挺熟 Your face and your voice are familiar.
在越南坝港当过军官吗 You ever in the officer's club at Da Nang?
没有 No.
从没参过军 Never in the army?
只进过海岸警备队 No. Coast Guard.
老天 Good Lord.
你爸气色不错 查理 Your dad is looking good, Charlie.
就是油门踩得太重 He's got a heavy foot though.
劝他开慢点 好吗 Tell him to take it light. All right?
-我知道了 -谢谢 - I hear ya! - Thanks.
赶紧下车 你不能再开了 Get out of the car, 'cause you are not driving anymore, alright?
我就是热热车 Just keeping this baby warm, that's all.
不开了 I'm not drivin' anymore.
真的 Yes.
-扶着我胳膊 -我没事 - Take my arm. - I'm okay.
中校 路不平 Colonel, it's really bumpy here.
我没事 I'm okay.
你没事吧 You all right?
红灯 中校 等等 Red light. Colonel, hold it.
等太久了 Taking too long.
该死 中校 中校 Shit! Colonel! Colonel?
中校 Colonel!
该死 你没事吧 Shit! You all right?
你在干什么 What the hell are you doing?
-拿着拐杖 -我要撒尿 - Take the cane. - I gotta take a piss.
拿好拐杖 中校 Take the cane, Colonel.
谁都有尿急的时候 It happens to the best of us.
中校 这是公园大道 Colonel, we're on Park Avenue.
你不能在这里上厕所 You can't go to the bathroom.
再合适不过 Perfect place.
你会被捕的 You'll get arrested.
从不守规矩 Never been housebroken.
该死 Shit!
你怎么回事 中校 What's the matter with you, Colonel?
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
站起来 Stand up.
好了 Come on.
我累了 查理 我累了 I'm tired, Charlie. I'm tired.
你的胳膊呢 Give me your arm.
这是你的拐杖 Here's your cane.
带我回酒店吧 孩子 Take me back to the hotel, son.
终于到家了 Home at last.
你没事了吧 You all right now?
-你要上厕所吗 -不要 - Do you want to use the bathroom? - No.
-你需要什么吗 -不要 - Can I get you something? - No.
-你确定你没事 -我很好 查理 - You sure you're all right? - I'm fine, Charlie.
我可以用下电话吗 Do you mind if I use the phone?
随便用 Go ahead.
-你好 -你好 请问乔治在吗 - Hello? - Hi, is George there, please?
老乔治还是小乔治 Senior or Junior?
小乔治 Junior.
-你是哪位 -他学校的朋友 - Who's this? - A friend of his from school.
抱歉 但乔治现在 Well I'm sorry, but George isn't gonna be
暂时不能和学校的朋友联系 talking to any friends from school right now.
再见 Good-bye.
中校 你是在看我吗 Colonel, are you looking at me?
我是瞎子 查理 I'm blind, Charlie.
我要去睡一觉 I'm gonna take a nap.
疯够了 Too much fresh air.
去睡一觉吧 It's probably a good idea.
要我帮你吗 Want me to help you to your room?
不 No.
睡沙发 Couch.
我喜欢这张沙发 I like this couch here.
你真的没事吗 中校 You sure you're all right, Colonel?
我有点头疼 I got a headache.
下楼帮我买点阿司匹林吧 查理 Why don't you go downstairs, get me some Aspirin, Charlie?
-阿司匹林 -还有... - Some Aspirin. - Yeah. Also...
我想抽雪茄 I feel like a cigar.
买几根蒙特雪茄 一号的 Get me a couple of Monte Cristos, number one.
-蒙特 一号雪茄 -没错 - Monte Cristos, number one. - Yeah.
楼下的报亭没有卖这个的 You won't be able to get 'em at the newsstand downstairs.
所以你得去趟 So why don't you go over to
十五街和五大道交界的登喜路 Fiftieth and Fifth, Dunhill's.
雪茄店里有个叫阿诺德的 Fella name of Arnold in the humidor.
告诉他是给我买的 Tell him, um, they're for me.
他懂的 He'll know.
你回来得太快了 You're back too fast.
是不是没给我买雪茄 You didn't get my cigars, did you?
出去 查理 Get out of here, Charlie.
咱不是说好了吗 I thought we had a deal.
我耍赖了 I welched.
我没说过吗 我经常反悔 I'm a welcher. Didn't I tell you?
没有 你说你把子弹都给我了 No, what you told me was that you gave me all the bullets.
我说谎了 I lied.
你差点就骗过我了 Yeah, well, you could have fooled me.
可不是 And I did.
查理 没有我你怎么活下去 Charlie, how you ever gonna survive in this world without me?
不如你直接把枪给我 好吗 Why don't you just give me the gun, all right?
你...你干什么 Wh...what are you doing?
我要一枪毙了你 I'm gonna shoot you too.
反正你也完蛋了 Your life's finished anyway.
你那位朋友乔治 Your friend George's
肯定唱得天花乱坠 出卖朋友 gonna sing like a canary.
你也一样 And so are you.
有了这一次 查理 And once you've sung, Charlie, my boy,
你就正式成年了 孩子 you're gonna take your place
变得和美国人民一样浑浑噩噩 on that long, gray line of American manhood.
你这辈子就完了 And you will be through.
我不同意你的看法 中校 I'd like to disagree with you, Colonel.
现在轮不到你不同意 孩子 You're in no position to disagree with me, boy.
我的手枪上了膛 I got a loaded .45 here.
你只有一脸粉刺 You got pimples.
我要杀了你 查理 I'm gonna kill ya, Charlie,
一想到你要出卖朋友 because I can't bear the thought
我就不能忍了 of you sellin' out!
把枪放下好吗 中校 Put the gun down, all right, Colonel?
什么 你给我下最后通牒吗 What? You givin' me an ultimatum?
不 我... No, I'm...
最后通牒得由我来下 I give the ultimatums!
对不起 I'm sorry.
好吗 对不起 All right? I'm sorry.
没关系 查理 It's all right. Charlie.
你真令我心碎 孩子 You break my heart, son.
我这一生 All my life I stood up
反抗所有人 所有事 to everyone and everything,
只有这样才觉得自己重要 because it made me feel important.
你却是为了自己的原则 You do it 'cause you mean it.
你很正直 查理 You got integrity, Charlie.
我都不知道该一枪毙了你 还是收养你 I don't know whether to shoot ya or adopt ya.
反正差不多吧 先生 Not much of a choice, is it, sir?
别给我耍嘴皮子 Aw, don't get cute now.
中校 你能把枪收起来吗 Colonel, please put the gun away?
我问你个问题 I asked you a question.
你想让我收养你吗 想不想 Do you want me to adopt ya, or don't ya?
求你了 Please? I mean,
你现在就是有点低落 you're just in a slump right now.
低落 Slump?
才不是低落 查理 No slump, Charlie.
是坏 I'm bad.
不对 我不是坏 I'm not bad. No.
我是坏透了 I'm rotten.
你不坏 You're not bad.
你只是太痛苦了 You're just in pain.
你懂什么叫痛苦吗 What do you know about pain?
你个吃蜗牛的小鲈鱼 You little snail darter
西北太平洋的小崽子 from the Pacific Northwest.
你懂什么叫痛苦 What the fuck you know about pain?
把枪给我 中校 Let me have the gun, Colonel.
别逞英雄 孩子 No time to grow a dick, son.
把枪给我好吗 中校 Just, just give me the gun, all right, Colonel?
我在阅兵呢 立正 I'm talkin' a parade ground. Ten-hut!
小兵 这是命令 Soldier, that was a direct order.
把枪给我 Give me the gun?
要走要留随便你 You can stay or you can leave.
听懂了吗 反正我都要自杀 You understand? Either way, I'm gonna do this thing.
你现在走的话 还能给自己留条命 Now why don't you leave and spare yourself?
把枪给我 中校 I want your gun, Colonel.
我要倒计时了 I'm gonna give myself a count.
来稳定一下情绪 You need a count for balance.
五 四 Five, four,
三 three,
二 two,
一 one.
去他的 Fuck it.
给我 该死 Gimme! Fuck it!
-滚出去 -我哪儿也不去 - Get out of here! - I'm stayin' right here!
-滚出去 -我就不走 - Get outta here! - I'm stayin' right here.
我一枪把你脑袋打开花 I'll blow your fuckin' head off!
打吧 Then do it!
你想打吗 打吧 来啊 You want to do it? Do it! Let's go.
操 Fuck.
滚出去 Get outta here!
你是搞砸了 那又怎样 You fucked up, all right? So what?
大家都一样 So everybody does it.
好好过日子不行吗 Get on with your life, would ya?
什么日子 我没日子可过 What life? I got no life!
我活在一片黑暗里 I'm in the dark here!
你知道吗 一片漆黑 You understand? I'm in the dark!
你不是想放弃吗 那就放弃好了 So give up. You want to give up, give up,
反正我也放弃了 'cause I'm givin' up too.
你说我完蛋了 没错 我完蛋了 You said I'm through. You're right, I am through.
我们都完蛋了 没希望了 We're both through. It's all over.
那就来啊 一起死吧 So let's get on with it. Let's fuckin' do it.
开枪啊 你这个可怜的死瞎子 Let's fuckin' pull the trigger, you miserable blind motherfucker.
开枪啊 Pull the trigger.
准备好了 查理 Here we go, Charlie.
我准备好了 I'm ready.
你不想死 You don't want to die.
你也不想 And neither do you.
给我一个活下去的理由 Give me one reason not to.
我给你两个 I'll give you two.
你会跳探戈 还会开法拉利 You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari
你这两样比谁都强 better than anyone I've ever seen.
你也没见别人干过 You never seen anyone do either.
把枪给我 中校 Give me the gun, Colonel.
我之后该怎么办 查理 Oh, where do I go from here, Charlie?
步子乱成一团 继续跳就好了 If you're tangled up, just tango on.
你要邀我跳舞吗 查理 You askin' me to dance, Charlie?
你是否曾经想要离去 Did you ever have the feelin' that you wanted to go
却依稀有点恋恋不舍 And still had the feelin' that you wanted to stay
你喜欢我唱的蓝调吗 查理 You like my blues, Charlie?
喜欢 很好听 Yeah, they're beautiful.
我穿着这身 I wore these
参加了林登总统的就职典礼 for Lyndon's inauguration.
虽然我们不是大人物 Of course, uh, we weren't the number one ball.
他也打了招呼 But he dropped by anyway.
把枪给我好吗 Will you please give me the gun?
你这是要一位军官 You're askin' an officer
交出配枪 to surrender his side arm.
你不用交出来 You don't have to surrender it.
只要放下一段时间就行了 You just put it down for a little while.
好吗 把枪放下 All right? Just put it down.
我得喝一杯 查理 Boy, I could use a drink, Charlie.
咖啡怎么样 How about a cup of coffee?
我现在有点缓不过来 查理 Too big a leap for me right now, Charlie.
明天再说吧 Maybe tomorrow.
不 还是来杯约翰丹尼吧 No, a Mr. John Daniels would be preferred.
别掺水 查理 No water, Charlie.
不掺水 No water.
谢谢 Please.
你的酒 中校 Here's your drink, Colonel.
不好意思 Oh. I'm so sorry.
我该什么时候来铺床 What time do you want me to turn down the bed?
-等会儿吧 -他的意思是 - Uh, maybe later, all right? - What he means, senorita,
尽管进来 is come right in.
-请等会再来 -好的 先生 - Later, please? - Yes, sir.
祝您下午愉快 Good afternoon.
声音真好听 Nice voice.
你满脑袋只有女人 Boy, you have a one-track mind.
这世上还有什么好想的 查理 Is there anything else in this world, Charlie?
那是你 Not for you.
你知道我这些年怎么熬过来的吗 You know what's kept me goin' all these years?
就想着 也许有一天... The thought that one day...
算了 Never mind.
什么 The what?
太傻了 Silly.
我想也许有一天 Just the thought that maybe one day, I'd...
能有个女人双臂环绕着我 I could have a woman's arms wrapped around me,
双腿缠着我 and her legs wrapped around me.
然后呢 And what?
在早上醒来时 她还在我身旁 That I could wake up in the morning and she'd still be there.
闻着她的味道 Smell of her.
温润甜腻 All funky and warm.
后来我就死心了 I finally gave up on it.
这怎么办不到呢 I don't know why you can't have that.
等我们回到新罕布什尔州 You know, when we get back to New Hampshire,
你完全可以找到另一半 I don't know why you can't find someone.
你长得挺帅的 I mean, you're a good-lookin' guy,
人又很风趣 and you're fun to be with, and
旅途良伴 you're a great travel companion,
体贴人 讨人喜欢 sensitive, compassionate.
查理 Charlie,
你逗我玩呢 are you fuckin' with me?
是 Yes.
你好 曼尼 Hey, Manny.
天啊 我们错过了航班 My God. We...we missed our plane.
你的航班 查理 我买的是单程票 Your plane, Charlie. My ticket was one-way.
顺着新英格兰公路一直走吗 中校 New England Thruway all the way, Colonel?
一直走 里纳尔多 All the way, Rinaldo.
你肩上又有重担了 查理 I'm gettin' that heavy feelin' again, Charlie.
你看对乔治父子了 I think you were right about George and his father.
真遗憾 I'm sorry to hear that.
等我们回去 When we get back,
查斯克先生要让我们面对全校师生 Mr. Trask is bringin' us up in front of the whole school.
还真是严刑拷供啊 Puttin' your feet to the fire, huh?
纪律委员会要召开专门会议 Special meeting of the Disciplinary Committee.
那你打算怎么说 And what are you gonna tell 'em?
不知道 我再想想 I don't know. I'll think of somethin'.
查理 你怎么能孤军奋战呢 Oh, Charlie, why are you all alone in this thing?
你爸爸呢 Where's your father?
他离开了 He left.
你家不是夫妻店吗 I thought it was a mom-and-pop store.
"夫"是谁 Who's the "Pop"?
是我的继父 It's my stepfather.
那他怎么不管你 But why isn't he in on this?
他有什么事吗 Somethin' wrong with him?
不 他没事 只是我们 No, he's okay. We just,
关系不太好 We don't get along very well.
为什么不好 Why not?
因为他是个混蛋 'Cause he's an asshole.
没关系 查理 Well, that's all right, Charlie.
家家有本难念的经 Every family's got one nowadays.
就这些吗 That's it?
就这些 That's it.
保重 孩子 Take care of yourself, kid.
好的 曼尼 谢谢 All right, Manny. Thanks.
不 我不去 No, I'm not open.
我讨厌道别 I hate good-byes.
你不会有事吧 So, you'll be all right, huh?
我没事 I'll be fine.
好的 Alright.
什么声音 What's that?
是预备铃 That's first bell.
还有时间梳洗一下 Just got time to get cleaned up.
差点忘了 Oh. I almost forgot.
我还欠你钱 I owe you some money.
300美元 出色完成工作 Three hundred dollars? Job well done.
需要推荐信的话 查理 You ever need any references, Charlie,
尽管来找我 I'm your man.
谢谢 中校 Thanks, Colonel.
去华特尔街16号 Uh, it's 16 Water Street.
-过了桥就是 -我们能找到 - Just over the bridge. - We'll find it.
再见 查理 Good-bye, Charlie.
再见 中校 Good-bye, Colonel.
过来 孩子 Come here, son.
走吧 曼尼 Okay, Manny.
乔治 乔治 George. George!
今天早上之所以召开会议 I called an open meeting of this institution this morning,
是因为上周二的一桩事件 because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last,
这件事关系到我们所有人 describes an issue that concerns all of us.
这不仅仅是破坏他人财物 Not an isolated case of vandalism, what happened
更显露出校内小团体的病态 is a symptom of the sickness of a society,
与我们建校的理念 a sickness which runs counter to the principles
背道而驰 this school was founded on,
本校的毕业生中 a school, among whose graduates
有两位当选总统 two have sat behind the desk in the Oval Office, in the White House.
博德人有从政的 有搞投资的 Baird men have run state departments and investment houses,
有经营百货的 有做足球教练的 founded department stores and coached football teams.
我们的学生有的来自印度的静修地 Our alumni receive their bulletins in ashrams in India,
有的来自约旦的皇宫 and in palaces in Jordan.
事实上 我们学校一直 We are, in fact, known around the world
作为领袖的摇篮 闻名世界 as the cradle of this country's leadership.
-指引着全国... -你怎么来了 - A beacon in the nation's... - What are you doing here?
上面还有座位吗 查理 Got room for me up there, Charlie?
但如今却有人蔑视这一切 But today, we are bleeding from disrespect,
有的 Yeah, I guess so.
-帮我一下 -蔑视我们的价值观 - Give us a hand. - disrespect for our values
蔑视我们的精神 and a disrespect for our standards,
蔑视我们博德的传统 a disrespect for the Baird tradition.
作为传统的守护者 And, as the custodians of that tradition,
我们要互相保护 we are here today to protect each other,
不受消极影响 from those who threaten it.
这是谁 西姆斯先生 Who is this, Mr. Simms?
我是弗兰克·斯莱德 This is Mr. Frank Slade,
美国陆军中校 已退役 Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, retired.
我代表查理的父母出席 I'm here in place of Charlie's parents.
-什么 -代他父母出席 - Excuse me? - In loco parentis.
他们今天没法从俄勒冈赶过来 They could not make the trip from Oregon today.
你和西姆斯先生什么关系 And what is your relationship to Mr. Simms?
这是法庭吗 Is this a courtroom?
我们尽量模拟成法庭 Closest thing we could manage to it.
还需要宣誓吗 Then if we're taking oaths,
正好我想宣誓[骂]一下 there's a few people I'd like to swear in.
博德人不需要宣誓 There are no oaths at Baird.
我们全靠自律 We are all on our honor.
拉里和弗兰尼·西姆斯 Larry and Franny Simms
都是我要好的朋友 are very dear, close friends of mine.
他们让我来支持查理 They've asked me to appear here on Charlie's behalf.
可以了吗 Okay?
很高兴您能来 中校 Happy to have you with us, Colonel.
威利先生 Mr. Willis.
哪个威利 Which Mr. Willis?
小乔治·威利 先生 George, Junior, sir.
怎么了 Yes?
上周二 你当场 You were in a position last Tuesday night
目睹了别人搞破坏 是谁 to see who committed this act of vandalism. Who was it?
我只能猜测是谁 Well, I have an idea who it was.
不 不是让你猜测 威利先生 No, no, not an idea, Mr. Willis.
你到底看没看见 Did you see or did you not see?
我没戴隐形眼镜 I...I didn't have my contacts in.
别这样 Come on.
我那天去了图书馆 把眼镜摘掉了 I was in the library. I'd taken my glasses off,
打算带隐形眼镜的 and I was gonna put my contacts back in.
我 I...
后来帮西姆斯闭馆 Then I helped Simms close up,
然后我们走出来 and the next thing I know, we're outside,
就听到有动静 and I hear this sound, and I,
来不及戴上隐形眼镜 didn't have any time to put my contacts in.
你用自己模糊的视力看到了谁 Whom, with your limited vision, did you see?
我说过 一片模糊 Like I say, it was blurry.
没戴隐形眼镜我什么都看不清 I can't see without my contacts.
那你看到了什么 威利先生 What did you see, Mr. Willis?
什么 What?
你是说我能看清什么吗 What, you mean definitively?
不要敷衍我 威利先生 Stop fencing with me, Mr. Willis!
告诉我你看到了什么 Tell me what you saw!
不是我要重复这句 Now, don't hold me to this, but,
没带隐形眼镜 天又黑 no contacts, it's dark,
那时候又 and everything, I mean...
威利先生 Mr. Willis!
也许是 Maybe
哈利·哈梅尔 Harry Havemeyer,
特伦特·波特和吉米·詹姆森 Trent Potter and Jimmy Jameson.
也许是 Maybe?
好像是吧 我猜 Ballpark, best guess.
能说说细节吗 Could you provide us with some detail?
为什么不问问查理呢 I mean, why don't you ask Charlie?
我觉得他离得更近 I really think he was closer.
西姆斯先生 Mr. Simms.
在 Yes.
你不戴隐形眼镜 是吧 You don't wear contact lenses, do you?
不戴 No, sir.
当时眼前没有障碍 你看到了谁 With your untrammeled sight, whom did you see?
我看到了些什么 Well, I saw...I saw something,
但是说不上是谁 but I...I couldn't say who.
好吧 那你到底看到些什么 All right. What was the something you saw?
-说不上 -说不上 还是不愿意说 - I couldn't say. - You couldn't say or you wouldn't say?
我只是... Well, I just, I...
就是说不上是谁 I just couldn't say. I'm...
说不上 不愿说 还是不该说 Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't.
你是在考验我的忍耐力 You're exhausting my patience
也是在嘲笑这场会议 and making a mockery of these proceedings.
我再给你最后一次机会 I will give you one last chance.
你的回答会造成很严重的后果 The consequences of your response will be dire.
严重的意思是 西姆斯先生 By dire I mean, Mr. Simms,
你的未来可能就此葬送 your future will be jeopardized permanently.
现在我最后问你一次 Now for the last time,
周二晚上 在我办公室外 what did you see last Tuesday night
你看到了什么 outside my office?
我看到有人 I saw somebody.
"我看到有人" 很好 "I saw somebody." Good.
看清他们的身型了吗 Did you see their size and shape?
从身型判断 你觉得是谁 And they were the size and shape of whom?
那身材 They were the size and shape
可能是任何一名同学 先生 of most any Baird student, sir.
那就没有目击证人了 I am left with no real witness.
威利先生的证词不仅含糊不清 Mr. Willis's testimony is not only vague,
还没有实质内容 it is unsubstantiated.
西姆斯先生 我们需要的证据 The substance I was looking for, Mr. Simms,
只能来自于你了 was to come from you.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我也很抱歉 西姆斯先生 I'm sorry too, Mr. Simms,
你知道我会怎么处理的 because you know what I'm going to do,
因为我不能处罚哈梅尔先生 inasmuch as I can't punish Mr. Havemeyer,
波特先生和詹姆森先生 Mr. Potter or Mr. Jameson?
也不会处罚威利先生 And I won't punish Mr. Willis.
他是整个事件中 He's the only party to this incident
唯一配得上博德人称号的 who is still worthy of calling himself a Baird man.
我建议纪律委员会 I'm going to recommend to the Disciplinary Committee
将你开除 that you be expelled.
西姆斯先生 你真会包庇人 Mr. Simms, you are a cover-up artist,
还是个骗子 and you are a liar.
但不会告密 But not a snitch!
请原谅 你说什么 Excuse me?
我不原谅你 No, I don't think I will.
-斯莱德先生 -简直是放狗屁 - Mr. Slade. - This is such a crock of shit!
注意言辞 斯莱德先生 Please watch your language, Mr. Slade.
你是在博德学院 不是军营 You are in the Baird school, not a barracks.
西姆斯先生 我再给你最后一次机会 Mr. Simms, I will give you one final opportunity to speak up.
西姆斯先生不需要 Mr. Simms doesn't want it.
他不需要贴上 He doesn't need to be labeled
"配得上博德人称号"的标签 "Still worthy of being a Baird man."
那算什么 What the hell is that?
你们的座右铭是什么 What is your motto here?
"孩子们 告发同学以求自保 "Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide,
不然的话 会死得很惨" anything short of that, we're gonna burn you at the stake"?
先生们 Well, gentlemen,
出了麻烦的时候 有的人逃 when the shit hits the fan, some guys run,
有的人会勇敢面对 and some guys stay.
查理在这勇敢面对 而乔治呢 Here's Charlie facin' the fire, and there's George
躲在爸爸的身后 hidin' in big daddy's pocket.
你做了什么 And what are you doin'?
你要奖励乔治 You're gonna reward George
而毁掉查理 and destroy Charlie.
你说够了吗 斯莱德先生 Are you finished, Mr. Slade?
没 这才刚开始呢 No, I'm just gettin' warmed up.
我不知道谁在这念过书 I don't know who went to this place.
威廉·霍华德·塔夫脱 William Howard Taft,
威廉·詹宁斯·布赖恩[都是政客] William Jennings Bryant,
还是威廉·泰尔 管他呢 William Tell, whoever.
就算他们有过精神 也早就磨灭了 Their spirit is dead, if they ever had one.
消失了 It's gone.
你现在是在培养卑鄙小人 You're buildin' a rat ship here,
一群告密者 a vessel for seagoin' snitches.
如果你打算把这些小不点培养成男子汉 And if you think you're preparin' these minnows for manhood,
你可得三思而行 you better think again,
你所扼杀的 正是这学校 because I say you are killin' the very spirit
引以为傲的精神财富 this institution proclaims it instills.
真可耻 What a shame.
你们今天唱的什么戏 What kind of a show are you guys puttin' on here today?
主角只有查理一个吗 I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me.
我敢说这孩子的灵魂是纯洁的 I'm here to tell you this boy's soul is intact.
绝对没错 要问我怎么知道的 It's non-negotiable. You know how I know?
有人 我不说是谁了 想收买他 Someone here, and I'm not gonna say who, offered to buy it.
但查理不为所动 Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.
先生 你太过分了 Sir, you're out of order.
我告诉你什么叫过分 I show you out of order.
你根本不知道什么是过分 查斯克先生 You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask.
我倒是想告诉你 但我太老了 I'd show you, but I'm too old,
太累了 又他妈是个瞎子 I'm too tired, too fuckin' blind.
要是五年前 我一准扛着火焰喷射器 If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take
烧了这个鬼地方 a flamethrower to this place!
还过分 你知道我是谁吗 Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?
我什么没见识过 I've been around, you know?
我可不是一直瞎 There was a time I could see.
我也有过见识 And I have seen.
比他们还小的小伙子们 Boys like these, younger than these,
胳膊被扯下 腿被炸掉 their arms torn out, their legs ripped off.
但这些都不及残缺的灵魂 But there is nothin' like the sight
触目惊心 of an amputated spirit.
灵魂残缺了可没法补 There is no prosthetic for that.
你以为只是把这名出色的士兵 You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot soldier
灰溜溜地赶回俄勒冈老家 back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs,
但我说 but I say you are
你扼杀了他的灵魂 executin' his soul!
为什么 And why?
因为他不是博德人 Because he's not a Baird man.
还博德人 伤害了他 Baird men. You hurt this boy,
你就是博德渣 你们都是 you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of you.
哈利 吉米 And, Harry, Jimmy,
特伦特 不知道你们坐在哪 Trent, wherever you are out there,
干你们三个 fuck you too!
请坐下 斯莱德先生 Stand down, Mr. Slade!
我还没说完 I'm not finished.
我进来的时候 听到你说 As I came in here, I heard those words:
"领袖的摇篮" "Cradle of leadership."
上面没了脊梁 Well, when the bough breaks,
摇篮就会掉下来 我看已经掉了 the cradle will fall, and it has fallen here.
已经垮掉了 It has fallen.
造就男子汉 培养领袖 Makers of men, creators of leaders.
看你们培养了什么领袖 Be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here.
我不知道查理今天缄口不言 I don't know if Charlie's silence here today
是对是错 我没有权力裁决 is right or wrong. I'm not a judge or jury.
但我知道 But I can tell you this:
他不会为了自己的前途 he won't sell anybody out
而出卖他人 to buy his future!
朋友们 这叫正直 And that, my friends, is called integrity.
这叫勇气 That's called courage.
这才是领袖该有的品质 Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of.
我如今也到了人生的岔路口 Now I have come to the crossroads in my life.
我总是清楚该走哪条路 I always knew what the right path was.
无一例外 我都清楚 Without exception, I knew,
但我从没走过 but I never took it.
知道为什么吗 You know why?
因为太他妈难了 It was too damn hard.
而查理 他来到岔路口 Now here's Charlie. He's come to the crossroads.
他做出了选择 He has chosen a path.
选择了正确的路 It's the right path.
一条有原则的 It's a path made of principle,
能有所作为的路 that leads to character.
让他走下去吧 Let him continue on his journey.
委员会 这小伙子的未来在你们手里 You hold this boy's future in your hands, Committee.
他能有所作为 It's a valuable future,
相信我 believe me.
别毁了它 保护好它 Don't destroy it. Protect it.
支持它 Embrace it.
有一天你们会深感自豪的 我保证 It's gonna make you proud one day, I promise you.
教训得怎么样 How's that for cornball?
你阻止不了他们的 先生 Nothing can shut them up, sir.
纪律委员会 The Disciplinary Committee
将就此事私下协商 will take this matter under advisement
再做出决定 in closed session.
他们在做什么 查理 What are they doin', Charlie?
他们要现在做决定吧 I think they're going to come to a decision now.
好吧 Very well.
看来他们已经作出决定了 Apparently, that meeting will be unnecessary.
汉萨克夫人 Mrs. Hunsaker.
学院纪律委员会 The joint student-faculty Disciplinary Committee
不需要私下协商 needs no further sessions.
他们已经做出决定 They have come to a decision.
哈梅尔 波特和詹姆森先生 Misters Havemeyer, Potter and Jameson
由于有违纪嫌疑 are placed on probation
而留校察看 for suspicion of ungentlemanly conduct.
此外对小乔治·威利的合作 It is further recommended that Mr. George Willis, Jr.
不予肯定或者表扬 receive neither recognition nor commendation for his cooperation.
查理·西姆斯先生对此事件 Mr. Charles Simms is excused
无需承担任何责任 from any further response to this incident.
查理 Charlie!
还有一级 Last step.
就知道你靠得住 查理 I can always count on you, Charlie.
中校 Colonel.
中校 Colonel!
中校 我是克里斯汀·唐斯 I'm Christine Downes, Colonel Slade.
我教政治学的 I teach Political Science.
我想告诉你 我非常欣赏你过来 I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate
说出你的想法 your coming here and speaking your mind.
谢谢 你结婚了吗 Thank you. Are you married?
我... I...
记得锡尔堡有所炮兵学校 Went to a artillery school at Fort Sill
有个人叫米奇·唐斯 with a Mickey Downes.
我以为你是他夫人呢 Thought he might've snagged you.
不 不 不是的 No, no, I'm afraid not.
唐斯小姐 中校做过林登总统的幕僚 Colonel Slade was on lyndon Johnson's staff, Miss Downes.
真的吗 太棒了 Were you? Fascinating.
我们应该找个时间出来 谈谈政治 We should get together, talk politics sometime.
溪边花[法语]香水 Fleurs de rocailles.
是的 Yes.
英文是"溪边花" "Flowers from a brook."
没错 That's right.
唐斯小姐 Well, Miss Downes,
我知道怎么找你了 I... I'll know where to find you.
查理 Charlie.
-再见 唐斯小姐 -再见 - Bye, Miss Downes. - Bye.
不用告诉我 查理 You don't have to tell me, Charlie.
身高一米七 5'7",
褐色秀发 auburn hair,
漂亮的棕色眼睛 beautiful brown eyes.
曼尼 Manny.
中校 这太多了 Aw, Colonel, this is too much.
你应得的 下次查理和我 Never mind. You earned it. Next time Charlie and I
想去纽约散心 会找你的 want to take a breather to New York, we're gonna call you.
接送我们来回 You can drive us both ways.
没问题 那是我的荣幸 You're on. Not only will it be an honor,
我还要给你打个折 I'll give you a rate.
那我就再给你加薪 I'll see your rate and raise you.
一路小心 曼尼 Stay outta harm's way, Manny.
-保重 中校 -你也是 - Take care, Colonel. - You too.
走吧 Ready?
不用了 查理 我自己来 No, thanks, Charlie. I'll take it from here.
你走吧 曼尼会把你送回宿舍的 You go on ahead. Manny'll drive you back to your dorm.
圣诞节回家之前过来串门 Come by before you go home for Christmas.
我们好好聊聊 We'll have a little cheer.
如果你愿意 还可以留下来吃晚餐 And if you like, stay for dinner.
有时候她会炖肉 Sometimes she cooks a pot roast.
还能咽下去 It's almost edible.
好的 中校 All right, Colonel.
-那真是太... -再见 查理 - That'd be really... - Bye, Charlie.
是谁啊 Who's there?
-是你吗 弗朗辛 -是的 - That you, Francine? - Yes.
-你在做什么 -在骑车 - What are you doing? - Taking a ride.
骑车 能不能带上我 Taking a ride? What about you giving me a lift?
-不能 -不能吗 - No. - No?
拜托 弗朗辛 Come on, Francine.
我们该和好了 你不觉得吗 We should make up. Don't you think it's time we made up?
-不 -弗朗辛 - No. - Francine?
怎么了 What?
你弗兰克叔叔刚度过了 Your Uncle Frank's had himself
一个难熬的感恩节 a really hard Thanksgiving weekend.
谁在那 What's that?
花栗鼠的声音 I hear a chipmunk.
是海象吗 Is it a walrus?
不 是威利呀 No, it's Willie.
威利 来帮我提包吧 Willie, why don't you help me with my bag?
来吧 孩子 帮我提包 Come on, son. Help me with my bag.
来吧 来吧 Come on. Come on.
好的 拿住 你很强壮 You got it. Hold onto it. You're strong.
走吧 Come on.
好了 Here we are.
弗朗辛 来帮我和威利 Francine, come on with me and Willie.
给我们做点棉花糖巧克力 I'll let you make me some marshmallow chocolate.
-怎么样 -好吧 - Whaddaya say? - Okay.
很好 Good.